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12-03-2010, 07:54 PM | #61 |
tht 1 guy with a mustache
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12-03-2010, 08:05 PM | #62 |
Sith Assassin Droid
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-when you measure luxury purchases by how many joes you could have bought for the same cash
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12-03-2010, 08:28 PM | #63 |
High Attitude Sniper
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- When we go to Target, my wife says she's gonna go by pants and I tell her... "You know where I'll be."
- My wife does call me from Target toy aisles. - In our house, THAT room is called 'The Museum'. - I got asked to stop opening toys in the living room... to which I responded 'I can't put stickers on and not watch TV.' She took it back and I'm still allowed to do so. Hell... I proposed to her at Botcon after we'd had dinner with Greg Berger and his family and watched footage from Revenge of the Fallen introduced by Michael Bay. 2009 Botcon was awesome. ... she knew what she was getting into.
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12-03-2010, 08:41 PM | #64 |
Cobra puppet therapist
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When you tell your son to clean his room and finish it with "This I command!"
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12-03-2010, 09:06 PM | #65 |
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you know you're a joe fan when: while having sex, you yell out OH SHIP WRECK......
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12-04-2010, 04:21 AM | #66 |
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Kay, I'll bite---
-After a lengthy discussion, you and your g/f have decided that the fight between SE and Deadpool would never end; Deadpool would always regenerate, but isn't skilled enough to kill SE, and the whole silent thing would drive the Merc With a Mouth... uh, more insane. -You've made a custom set of GI Joe and Cobra characters in WWE Smackdown Vs RAW 2011, each of which enter the ring to either the old 80's music or to the Cobra theme from the animated movie. -You buy your g/f either flowers or stuffed animals so she'll look the other way when you buy toys. Ahhh, bribery. - You get out a pointer and go over inaccuracies with ROC with your friends, who are rapidly losing patience. -Saying it so much, your g/f now responds "And knowing's half the battle." at every opportune time, even when not in your presence. Seriously, got a text where she fake yelled at me for making her feel stupid when no one got it. I was soooo proud. -Telling your g/f it's craft time so she'll help you with a custom cuz she's better at it. |
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12-04-2010, 05:04 AM | #67 |
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- You choose a significant other based on her potential tolerance of GI Joes.
- You see guns in action movies and wonder why they don't have one of those for Joes. - You've apologized for the franchise to people who watched Rise of Cobra. - You want to backhand every silly woman who asks "What about GI Jane?" when you say something about GI Joe. - You consider Kim Jong Il a great inspiration for Cobra Commander. - You have called Scarlett a whore. - You joined the military and are slightly pissed off about the lack of Ninjas. - You joined the military and wonder "Does Cobra have to deal with this shit?" - You have had to play an opposing force in a military training event... and had a Cobra outfit. - You are considering writing an entire research paper on the Cobra structure. - You know for a fact Snake Eyes could take out the Ninja Turtles, and such arguments have resulted in near-violence. - You've paid $10.00 for something to kitbash. - You've bought ridiculously overpriced vehicles for the pilot/driver. - Your only Ikea bookshelf is full of Joes, and you have family photos on the bathroom counter. - You've actually looked at terrorist websites and Intelligence Reports and wondered if Cobra could do the same thing. - Someone mentions "Six Sigma" and you throw an object. - Your girlfriend buying you Joes as a surprise is more important than the watch she bought you. - You make "deals" with your significant other- "I'll take you out to the nicest restaurant in town, wear a suit, and take you dancing- IF I can get a HISS tank." - You get take out after buying Joes because you want to get home and open them. - You watched a nephew throw a GI Joe and called him a "Philistine Savage". - Hearing people talk about blowing up GI Joes with fireworks as a kid bothers you worse than stories about how sometimes they had nothing to eat. - You're afraid to have kids only because they may break your Joes. - Your first fistfight as a kid involved someone trying to take Snake Eyes... and the guy still remembers it and won't even ask to get a smoke from you now. - You secretly hate your father for throwing out the Terrordrome. - Your count losing figures among your greatest personal mistakes, and you've sold drugs to nursing students. |
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12-04-2010, 05:30 AM | #68 |
of The Hapa Nation
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"Man, for the price of a lap dance, I could have a 500gb hard drive... and that comes with a 3 year warranty!"
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12-04-2010, 08:50 AM | #69 |
Tucker did it!!
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haha! this thread is great....
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12-04-2010, 10:34 AM | #70 |
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you know you're a joe fan when: you sit on the tank..
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