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05-05-2011, 11:14 PM | #47271 |
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Now the classic:
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
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05-05-2011, 11:16 PM | #47272 |
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How are things, CT?
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05-05-2011, 11:19 PM | #47273 |
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05-05-2011, 11:20 PM | #47274 |
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Same here... Need Sleep!
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05-05-2011, 11:22 PM | #47275 |
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05-06-2011, 04:29 AM | #47276 |
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Welcome to the Awesome awards! ______Awarded for Chapter 17 Awesome Sigs: Iron Grenadiers: Darkseid +1. Never bring a rope to a gunfight. G.I. Joe: Pepsi Jedi +1 ______Awesome sig + Sniper Class + Sci-Fi being in the scenario = pure win. Cobra: Dusty Carlisle +1. ______Dusty has been rocking this sig for a long time and I still laugh every damn time. Awesome posts: Story teller: xSwamiJayx +1 Quote:
I've seen some shit in the field. I've seen soldiers shoveling their guts back into their stomach, trying to stem the flow of blood, trying to stay alive another minute. I've seen bullets exploding out both the front and backs of skulls. Jaw bones flying through the air. I might have even perpetrated some of these terrible actions myself.
But I have never. Ever. Seen. Anything. Like what I'm seeing now. Intel calls it a Bio- Viper. It's like someone dumped a mix of blue gelatin into the Kool Aid man and gave it a gun. And it's lumbering at me in a frighteningly fast manner that is exactly the opposite of lumbering. Bt it's so huge that any other word fails to describe the event accurately. It absorbs my fist which I have to pull impossibly hard to retrieve. A sick squelching noise echoes through the air as the hole my fist left closes up. Bullets tear through the the thing like it isn't even there and three of my best blades float inside his stupid, shapeless body. As much as I love those blades, there comes a time in every man's life when decisions have to be made. And I decide that it's in my best interest to pull the pin on a grenade, shove it into the goo and run like hell. Iron Grenadier Iron Anvil Lvl 1 Hurt Bio Viper R -5 LMAO: Night Viper 143 +1 Quote:
GI Joe Green Beret lvl 2
hurt Fred V -5 Pvt Tremblay: Sgt Stalker those CG's are still chasing us! Stalker: I know, lets duck into this Braco Home Plus Store and see if we can do something creative. (As our beleagured heros dash down plumbing aisle, Stalker gets an idea.) Staker: the rest of you Greenshirts keep heading to the back of the store. Pvt Tremblay your with me! 30 seconds later, Stalker and Pvt Tremblay find themselves hiding on top of some shelves behind a pair of porcelain thrones. Stalker: that was a lot harder to climb with only one shoe. Pvt: why did you leave your shoe down there anyway, now they'll know for sure we've been this way? Stalker: ever watch Warner Bros. Pvt: yeah all the time. Crimson Guardsman from below: bzzt- Stevens, you see that boot at the end of the aisle. 2nd CG: yeah, that's weird (bends to pick it up) 1st CG: definitely Joe issue, I wonder why they left their boot... Stalker to Pvt Tremblay: Now Pvt. (both heroes push their porcelain toilets off the top shelf and they crash down onto the Crimson Guardsmen rendering them unconcious!) Pvt Tremlay: (high fiving Stalker) That was awesome Sgt! Stalker: I know that's why they pay me the big bucks. Let go rendevous with the rest of our squad and see if we can't get out of here. Dramatic scene: Talisman +1 Quote:
Talisman
G.I. Joe SWAT Level 1 Shield +5 The Snakes were getting vicious, opening fire with their own riot teams among the civilians. Fire was raining down from Iron Grenadier AGPs on all parties. The scene was complete chaos. Talisman pushed forward, clearing a path for the assault team to roll in. His shield team was coming under heavy fire from a squad of Shock Troopers that had emerged from the buildings. Things were getting real ugly, real fast. "DON'T LET YOUR GUARD DOWN! KEEP MOVING!" Talisman yelled out for the rest of his squad. "YO JOE!" They responded, pushing forward against a monsoon of bullets. "Yo Joe." He said to himself. A picture is worth a thousand words: Gyre Viper +1 __________Epic post: Bandonov +1 Quote:
This story is about a Lone Wolf Iron Grenadier. He name is McKinney.
McKinney is one of Destro’s highly trained soldiers. His specialty is stealth and reconnaissance. He told other Iron Grenadiers that he was going to sneak into Cobra Commander’s lair in Springfield and capture him. He was going bring him to Destro to pay for all the damages he has caused to Castle Destro. He was off to Springfield and was soon in front of the Arbco Industries building. Using his skills he was soon in the building. He headed straight for Cobra Commander’s office. After a couple challenges he was in front of Cobra Commander. “Freeze Cobra Commander! Dead or alive, you are coming with me!” “Are you a good Skirt, hotshot? Why, sure you are! You gotta be some kind of GREAT Skirt, coming in here all by yourself. Maybe you would like to meet a friend of mine.” “I let you come in to my office because I want to test my new toy!” “There is nowhere to hide, Skirt” “I had to exile Destro because he made a mistake, now it's time to erase that mistake.” “FIRE!” “I want to him to have a closed casket funeral, FIRE Again!” “Get housekeeping on the phone, get them to clean up the mess” “Baroness, take my photo in front of my new toy. I want Destro to remember this moment when he sees his precious Iron Grenadier!” bandonov Cobra Machine Gunner Lvl. 0 Hurt IG Commando -2 Hurt Detonator-2 |
05-06-2011, 04:29 AM | #47277 |
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Attention Players! The Experience point list has been updated!
The following players have now reached Level 1! Congratulations to our new bloods!: xCobrasoldierx Bandonov Blackswan Cloud Strife CVDelagado |Kamakura| G.I. Jennster Solid.wii Darkseid83 Black Llama Gundamben831 Roguewingnut __________ The following players have now reached Level 2! Congratulations to these experienced soldiers! vidmouse The L.O.C. Ronin Assassin The following player has now reached Level 3! Congratulations Veteran! Jettfire And last but not least, our first player to reach Level 4! A huge accomplishment! Congratulations Commander Level; Kneroh! |
05-06-2011, 07:28 AM | #47278 |
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New game format! Attention Players! It is my great pleasure to announce the new game format. After playing 13 games using the current three team format, the time has come for a major change. The Format we have been using or the last several games works, and it has some cool dynamics and cliffhanger endings, however, I strongly feel that it is time to do something new. With that in mind, I am hereby officially launching a fourth team. Unlike the G.I. Joe team, Cobra and the Iron Grenadiers, this fourth team will have a constantly changing theme. Each game they will represent a different faction from the Joeverse. One game they might represent a Joe subteam like Sky Patrol or Steel Brigade. The next game they might be a Cobra Faction such as Plague troopers, Dreadnoks, Crimson Guard. They will also sometimes represent foreign teams Like Action Force, Oktober Guard and Red Shadows. This will all depend on the game's ongoing story and whatever is going on at the time. Because of this team's constantly changing theme, they must have a name that is flexible, therefore this team shall be dubbed; Mercenaries. Teams will still be divided into Strike Team and Special ops. If and when the team numbers balance out, I may once again unite the teams into one mission. We will have to wait and see, only time will tell. Games will be played in sets of three very much like the Deadly Triangle series we just completed. From now on, each game will be played as part of a three part mini story within the main ongoing story arc. Each game, the Strike teams will pair off one on one, while the Special Ops teams all race to complete Objectives and Knock out their enemies. Here is an example of what the game lineups will look like: Chapter 18: part 1 of 3 G.I. Joe vs Cobra Iron Grenadiers vs Mercenaries (Playing as Action Force) Chapter 19: part 2 of 3 G.I. Joe vs Iron Grenadiers Cobra vs Mercenaries (Playing as Red Shadows) Chapter 20: part 3 of 3 G.I. Joe vs Mercenaries (Playing as Plague troopers) Cobra vs Iron Grenadiers While the Strike teams are going one on one, the Special Ops teams will all be racing to KO all targets and complete all objectives. At the end of three games, the Strike team with the most wins will be Strike Champion. The Spec Ops team with the most wins will be Spec Ops Champion. The team will the most over all combined wins will receive the title of Grand champion and will hold that title until the end of the next three game set. If there are two or more teams that end up with the same number of victory points, the title will be decided by a sudden death Team Challenge. I'm sure that most of you remember the team challenges we used to do before each game. Those will now be used as tie breakers. I may still throw one in mid game just for fun now and then, so don't let you guard down As you may have guessed, there will no longer be set attack patterns, Every night will be a weapons free fight to the last man standing. I have removed some of the Spec Ops classes to simplify the game, and I have trimmed down the Spec Ops related commands. Other than that, the rules of the game itself are still the same. I hope you will all enjoy the changes that I have put in place, I am personally very excited about this new format! So without Further ado, I present the Official recruitment Thread of the Hisstank G.I. Joe vs Cobra game Mercenaries team: |
05-06-2011, 08:48 AM | #47279 |
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SWEET! I'm LEVEL 1! Hot Damn!
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05-06-2011, 08:48 AM | #47280 |
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I'm glad I got the Epic Post point! It took 2 days to plan that post! And a VERY SPECIAL Thank you to PP for making my Pics for that post!
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