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03-17-2018, 12:43 AM | #6601 |
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Two guys walk into a bar...
After a few drinks, one of guys says to his friend, "Hey man, I came up with this funny prank we can play on the bartender." His friend asks, "What kind of prank?" His friend proceeds, "You see that jar of pickled weenies?" "Yes", answers his friend. "What I'll do is take one of those weenies, put it in between my zipper and you start sucking on it." The friend starts laughing, "Haha! Awesome! Hell yeah, let's do it!" So he grabs a pickled weenie, unzips his pants, puts the weenie in between his zipper, and the friend starts sucking on it. The bartender sees this and is furious! He immediately kicks them out of the bar. So the two friends go to another bar and plays the same prank and gets the same result, kicked out. They proceed to three more bars playing the same prank and gets kicked out of those three bars as well. The friend that's been doing all the sucking says, "Man, after sucking on that weenie I'm kind of hungry. Let's go get something to eat." The guy says, "I'm not really that hungry, I ate that weenie about three bars ago." Well, the wife started kissing on my neck while I was sitting on the couch watching TV. She comes around, sits on my lap, kisses me twice, and the farts on my legs. I felt the wind!!!
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03-17-2018, 02:58 AM | #6602 |
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Sweet tender kisses leading to a leg burner....this calls for total war.
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03-17-2018, 11:16 AM | #6603 |
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Morning guys! Happy St Paddy’s Day
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03-17-2018, 12:04 PM | #6604 |
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Oh shit, is today paddys day? Grillin up fajitas and some cold tecate later, not very Irish but still fun!
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03-17-2018, 12:22 PM | #6605 |
The Man You Know & Love
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I said Happy St Patrick's day to the Irish cashier at the grocery store today. Does that count for something?
Edit: Okay, she wasn't Irish but she did have red hair and freckles, so in my stereotypical mind she was Irish. Last edited by sbartek1974; 03-17-2018 at 12:24 PM.. |
03-17-2018, 01:22 PM | #6606 |
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Haha! I'm full blooded Mexican as far as we can trace back. My son came out a red head, no freckles but straight carrot top....I think my wife may know an Irishman that I don't know about.
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03-17-2018, 01:28 PM | #6607 |
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Who's idea was it to have Saint Patty's day right after stone Cold Day? Too much...
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03-17-2018, 02:07 PM | #6608 |
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More finds. Anyone into vintage?
Hooded Cobra Commander Battle Armor Cobra Commander Headman Weird gray Falcon Gung-Ho Dress Blues Triple T Slaughter Air Viper? Color changing night creeper 94 GI joe Colton It’s like a treasure trove of finds
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03-17-2018, 02:50 PM | #6609 |
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Anyone have a joe scale spot light they would be will to trade or sell? I’m looking to add one to my dio
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03-17-2018, 03:40 PM | #6610 |
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Well kick a leprechaun in the blarneystones! Happy St. Patties' Day fellers!
I might have one like what are on some True Heroes stuff. Does it need to be a working spotlight?
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