[Amberbratt]

Ok Bitches, you know it was bound to happen AmberBratt is back with a brand new thread....


So I am sitting here at work, and I think alot when I am there.
So my thoughts are...

when people at work piss you off or your bored to do you give people at work "Code-Names"?

It could be the guy who stole your promotion.
The Girl/Guy you want to bang.
The Janitor....
The UPS Guy......
The employee who works at Jamba Juice,Star Bucks ect..


So basically what I am asking for, is in your little world of interaction... what kind of people do you meet?

it goes like this

Code Name:

Small Description:

Skills:

Reason why this individual earned this code name:

[mikeTime]

Code Name: Who Farted?

Small Description: Cute brunet, little stuck up.

Skills: rolling eyes and giving you that who farted stink face from being dissatisfied with everything you do

Reason why this individual earned this code name: see above

[Monkeywrench]

I have all kinds of code names and nick names about people at my work. I talk a lot of shit about my co workers and most have no idea lol

[minstrelboy]

The funniest code name I ever heard was for this guy named Todd. I didn't know him, but my girlfriend's cousin works with him. They call him Wee-Todd.

Code Name: Wee-Todd
Description: Not very bright
Skills: Works at Sam's Club at night
Reason: See description

Then, there's this other guy in the town where I live who never bathes and always looks like he just crawled out from under a car. He sometimes rides a bike with a case of Natural Light in the basket, but most of the time is on foot. When I worked nights, I'd get home at around 5:45 in the morning and he'd be rooting through the dumpster. He's not homeless - he lives in a house down the street with a bunch of other dirty people. They always have bonfires in their yard. My girlfriend and I were obsessed with this guy. We called him ODB or Pig Pen until we found out his real name, so now we call him Bobby Daryl.

Code Name: Bobby Daryl (aliases; ODB, Pig Pen)
Description: Dirty, short
Skills: Doesn't need a job, turns aluminum cans into beer money
Reason: You can smell him a block away (I'm not even kidding)

[john shaft]

We had code-names for all the newbies that got hired at a furniture store I used to work for. For instance:

Mine was the "Prince of Porn" and "The Creator and Destroyer"

We also had two large guys nicknamed The Smash Bros. for their affinity to handle our furniture a certain way. lol!

Officer Pretty was a pretty boy who wanted to be a cop.

Cheddar Bob, nicknamed after the character in some movie.

Meat because the guy was useless and was nothing more than a lump of meat.

Newman named after that "lovable character" from Seinfeld (he looked so much like him).

and several others.

[apacolypse]

Code Name: JABBA CLAUSE

Description: name says it all - BIG BOY, REAAAAAAAAAAL BIG BOY...moves about as much as Jabba in SW, belly jiggles when laughs

Skills: ability to hold down glueing floor tiles under his chair

Reason for code name: the name fits.

[Dr. Henry E. Miller]

Code Name: Non Essential Personnel

Description: Any supervision/supervisors present on the railroad. Nine times out of ten there jackass fresh out of college kids who don't know a switch stand from a night stand.

[Captain STEVEN DePACE]

Code Name: George

Description: His name is George, what the hell else would I call him?

[Zefram]

Everyone where I work has a nickname. Usually it's just based on our real names though. Girl named Sam is now "Spam", or "Spammer". A guy named J. Hughs is "Juggs", you get the idea. The only one that bucks the trend is the one I gave to my supervisor, "Hyperactive Little Black Man". Needless to say, everybody loved it, but for obvious reasons it didn't catch on.

[Wyo]

Code Name: Naked Man

Description: Old man in the gym locker room who refuses to wear clothing or even a towel. Everytime you see him, he is naked...talking to people, brushing his teeth, or demonstrating how to do push ups on the locker room floor. Everytime he tries to rope you into a conversation, you must coninually say to yourself, "Just keep making eye contact....and find a way out here"