The CORPS Megathread

Bujo · 03-17-2023, 12:53 AM

Is 3:16 the new Lanard scale going forward?

AlecZeal1989 · 03-17-2023, 11:34 AM

The first thing I want to be done is to get that piece of crap out of my aisle! Don't just get him out of the aisle, get it him out of the Wal Mart! Because I've proved son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain't got what it takes anymore! You sit there, and you thump your Willie, and you say you got retail contracts, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your licenses, talk about Big Boss Gorilla. Big Jim Safari Gorilla says I just whipped your ass! All Walts gotta do is go buy him a cheap direct sales website and try to get back some of those sales he had in his prime!

As the King of the Walmart, I'm serving notice to every one of the toy distributors I don't give a damn what they are, they're all on the list, and that's Mattels list, and I'm fixing to start running through all of them!

As far as this top sales match is considered son, I don't give a damn if it's Jazwares or Hasbro, Mattels time has come, and when I get the shot you're looking at the top sales champion, and that's the bottom line cause Mattel INC said so!

THEDARKONE508 · 03-17-2023, 12:53 PM

IM GLAD NOWAH THAT EVERYBODY CHOSE A SIDE.
do this one next

sisco · 03-17-2023, 11:20 PM

I don't remember Stone Cold's Monster truck. Still remember the WCW Monster Truck sumo match where Hulk Hogan's Monster Truck took on the Dungeon of Doom's Giant monster truck though lol. You can watch Hulk Hogan straight up kill a man by sending him plumeting from the top of an arena around the 6:50 min mark.

Itchweed · 03-17-2023, 11:27 PM

If you smell……what Lanard’s Willie is cookin!

AlecZeal1989 · 03-18-2023, 12:21 AM

Today I learned that Shaved Hulk Hogan meme wasn't a photoshop

Snakeeyesisposh · 03-18-2023, 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlecZeal1989

As the King of the Walmart, I'm serving notice to every one of the toy distributors I don't give a damn what they are, they're all on the list, and that's Mattels list, and I'm fixing to start running through all of them!

Weez Gottao respectzz this fella telling it the way it is!!
Theeere can only be won king O teh ISLE!!!

Izz Knives ought foo yooooz Willies, and we wontz stopz till you'ze
taken outta theee Isle!!

Takee out thoze Muszle Gunz, graab thoze Iren Chairz, Izzz Mac Tonite baebeeee!!

03-17-2023, 11:34 AM	#6342
AlecZeal1989 Cobra Viper Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Chicago Posts: 464	The first thing I want to be done is to get that piece of crap out of my aisle! Don't just get him out of the aisle, get it him out of the Wal Mart! Because I've proved son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain't got what it takes anymore! You sit there, and you thump your Willie, and you say you got retail contracts, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your licenses, talk about Big Boss Gorilla. Big Jim Safari Gorilla says I just whipped your ass! All Walts gotta do is go buy him a cheap direct sales website and try to get back some of those sales he had in his prime! As the King of the Walmart, I'm serving notice to every one of the toy distributors I don't give a damn what they are, they're all on the list, and that's Mattels list, and I'm fixing to start running through all of them! As far as this top sales match is considered son, I don't give a damn if it's Jazwares or Hasbro, Mattels time has come, and when I get the shot you're looking at the top sales champion, and that's the bottom line cause Mattel INC said so! Last edited by AlecZeal1989; 03-17-2023 at 11:37 AM..

03-17-2023, 11:20 PM	#6344
sisco Cobra Elite Trooper Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mississippi Posts: 928	I don't remember Stone Cold's Monster truck. Still remember the WCW Monster Truck sumo match where Hulk Hogan's Monster Truck took on the Dungeon of Doom's Giant monster truck though lol. You can watch Hulk Hogan straight up kill a man by sending him plumeting from the top of an arena around the 6:50 min mark. Last edited by sisco; 03-17-2023 at 11:24 PM..

03-17-2023, 11:27 PM	#6345
Itchweed LNC Commander Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Sbartek's Guest Room Posts: 22,176	If you smell……what Lanard’s Willie is cookin! __________________

03-18-2023, 04:17 AM	#6347
Snakeeyesisposh Cobra Lab Rat Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: California Posts: 2,048	Quote: Originally Posted by AlecZeal1989 As the King of the Walmart, I'm serving notice to every one of the toy distributors I don't give a damn what they are, they're all on the list, and that's Mattels list, and I'm fixing to start running through all of them! Weez Gottao respectzz this fella telling it the way it is!! Theeere can only be won king O teh ISLE!!! Izz Knives ought foo yooooz Willies, and we wontz stopz till you'ze taken outta theee Isle!! Takee out thoze Muszle Gunz, graab thoze Iren Chairz, Izzz Mac Tonite baebeeee!! __________________ %^~%^~%^~ Not interested in unsolicited spam on Off Site Drama about 3 POA or Retroblasting. Seriously what is so damn important about them? It would be annoying if I spammed about Hasbro's 2022 Q4 -26% Consumer Product's revenue too right? Bet it would, it'd be off topic.

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