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04-15-2021, 08:02 PM | #3861 |
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It seems we can all agree on having a little Willie in our lives. Let’s hope the promises of product on the shelf at Walmart are true this time.
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04-15-2021, 08:57 PM | #3862 |
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Do you think they will make a 6 inch Willie too? Then you can have a little Willie in your left hand and a big Willie in your right hand. Yeet? Thoughts?
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04-15-2021, 09:01 PM | #3863 |
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04-15-2021, 09:19 PM | #3864 |
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Maybe...depends on whether or not his butt-hole is bleached.
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04-15-2021, 09:48 PM | #3865 |
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04-16-2021, 12:51 AM | #3867 |
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A 6" Willie would really just be an average sized Willie in today's market. They should really do a 12" Willie too. Then they'd have a Willie at each scale for everyone to enjoy.
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04-16-2021, 01:27 AM | #3868 |
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Good then we are on the same page. I like the drawing of your Willie.
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04-19-2021, 11:43 PM | #3869 |
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04-20-2021, 09:46 AM | #3870 |
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Jeeze Louise your videos are so bad. If your goal is catering to the existing hardcore fan base then you're probably doing a mostly adequate job. If you're goal is to appeal to new fans, then you're just cocking it up.
For example you have 17secs of dead air before you say anything. In comparison, as per Google developers, 80% internet users click off of a website if it doesn't load in 2secs. Your dead air logo is 8x longer than most users' patience. Your logo is on screen for 30secs before you change to the first image. The image of Cyber Gorilla is on screen for 3secs. You're declaring your logo is 10x more important than the product you're actually trying to promote. The bar code is on screen for 5secs, so it's value is almost 2x that of the figure. You don't even mention Cyber Gorilla until 67secs, so 2/3rds of your video is gone before even naming the new thing everyone is watching for. Those who have been masturbating to the original Cyber Gorilla since it's initial release probably knows every change made instantly. Those who didn't even know there was an original Cyber Gorilla, well you're essentially saying, "fuck those guys for not being hardcore Lanardtards." In the same 101secs space of the video you could have done a quick new/old comparison of the two toys and done a "5 reasons why" list for why new Cyber Gorilla is better than it's chief competitor McFarlane's Cy-Gor. It's really just a matter of prioritizing what is important, then giving the space and time for it. From watching your video, your logo is by far the most important thing. |
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