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View Poll Results: Who beats dead horses harder? | |||
Batman | 11 | 28.95% | |
Chuck Norris | 13 | 34.21% | |
Who cares, think of something new to talk about | 14 | 36.84% | |
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11-27-2009, 04:23 PM | #21 |
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I ordered a big mac at Burger King and got TWO.
OMG I AM BETTER THAN CHUCK NORRIS !!111!!111!1 (and, yes, I know that a big mac is from McD's. Getting 2 from BK makes me even more awesome than Chuck)
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11-27-2009, 04:29 PM | #22 |
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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11-27-2009, 04:31 PM | #23 |
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11-27-2009, 04:32 PM | #24 |
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11-27-2009, 04:41 PM | #25 |
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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11-27-2009, 04:48 PM | #26 |
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(I can't help it, my mind resists but the flesh is weak and willing...)
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11-27-2009, 04:49 PM | #27 |
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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11-27-2009, 04:52 PM | #28 |
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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11-27-2009, 04:56 PM | #29 |
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Chuck Norris once exploded, creating us and all the known Universe as a result. He vowed never to make that mistake again.
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11-27-2009, 04:56 PM | #30 |
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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