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09-28-2009, 07:52 PM | #1 |
Hisstank Ninja
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EDIT: Due to the unpredictable nature of the internet, and due to people taking me seriously, it should be noted that I do not particularly care about winning, nor do I really feel at all that anyone else should be disqualified. Frankly, Timber should win, because he's pure aluminum-wrapped awesome.
Because I feel I am technically the only qualified entrant into the Slaughterhouse Look-alike Custom Contest, I would like to make the following statement. Timber, Moo ninja, and Cobra Killer are excellent customs and ridiculously awesome. HOWEVER, it should be noted that the "official rules" originally given for the contest state the painting has to be done "in the Slaughterhouse style." Timber is not even painted!!! He just has foil on his ass! Timber is only being considered because of his awesomeness, NOT because he's actually qualified! And worse, Moo Ninja (while a best-in-class idea fails in the execution - he has clean paint apps! THAT'S NOT THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE STYLE!!! Michael Jackson is technically the only qualified candidate! I urge the people of Hisstank to reconsider, and cast your vote for MJ! A Vote for MJ is a Vote for pedoph.. I mean.. er... ...just freakin' vote for MJ! This is just like the story of Cinderella - only there's no mice, the poor girl is a poor boy, and the fairy wears a sequined glove and wants you to get in his pumpkin carraige with him. But it's pretty much the same. YOU could be part of this Cinderella story. YOU could help the underdog come from behind and win defeat!
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09-28-2009, 08:01 PM | #2 |
Gone Fishing
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I voted for ya
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09-28-2009, 08:33 PM | #3 |
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If you win, will we have to listen to an acceptance speech?
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09-28-2009, 09:35 PM | #4 |
Hisstank Ninja
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Yeah, probably. It'll be longer, slightly more rambling, and will probably be interrupted by music, which I will talk through.
If I lose, though, one of the really loud and angry h8ters will take the mike from Snakeeyes22 and rant about how my custom was one of the best of all time, and then shrug and walk off stage, setting off days of pointless controversy and even getting a thread or two shut down on the 'Tank.
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09-28-2009, 09:36 PM | #5 |
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i voted for MJ
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09-30-2009, 02:15 AM | #6 |
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Me too. Wonder who the other 5 were
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