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07-29-2009, 10:33 AM | #1 |
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun. Chuck Norris uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin.
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07-29-2009, 10:34 AM | #2 |
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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07-29-2009, 10:35 AM | #3 |
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked Bruce Lee, the result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
Jesus wears a belt that says What Would Chuck Norris Do? Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. |
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07-29-2009, 10:36 AM | #4 |
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theres alot more at this link enjoy!~!
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07-29-2009, 10:37 AM | #5 |
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Chuck Norris doesn't speak, he just thinks words into his foot and then roundhouse kicks them into your brain.
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07-29-2009, 10:37 AM | #6 |
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When you open a can of whoop ass, Chuck Norris jumps out!
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07-29-2009, 10:38 AM | #7 |
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If you know someone who doesn't like Chuck Norris, you won't know them for long.
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07-29-2009, 10:46 AM | #8 |
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We don't need education. 'Cause Chuck Norris is the answer to everything! Too bad, Chuck Norris is the only one who can answer his own name.
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07-29-2009, 10:46 AM | #9 |
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so many of them but i cannot stop reading!! too funny
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07-29-2009, 10:47 AM | #10 |
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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