[sbartek1974]

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Originally Posted by Breakerfan

I can't quite make out what is on the label of the white cans in the upper right of the sensible prepper pic, but it kinda looks like a squirrel, so I'm gonna pretend it's squirrel meat.

It might be that Chicken of the Trees squirrel meat. I had to look it up.

[ozzie92]

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Originally Posted by Breakerfan

Back in my day....there was so much toilet paper that people used to literally string it up in the trees of their enemies.

Right!

[Jinx723]

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Originally Posted by Sataninjaku

I agree 100%. I'm not so much intending to undermine the severity of the situation, but rather trying inject a bit of levity, and perhaps poke a bit of fun at what this round of panic buying is. Granted, I do believe the media is partially to blame for the reaction, but I also fully accept that this is serious.
It's actually begun to crop up here as well. Ive just always preferred to laugh at stressful situations, because panic and worry don't accomplish anything.

Its funny, I had no idea there was a shortage until today. We always mass buy it at Costco, typically enough to last 3 months or more.I never realized I was shitting on a goldmine!

I definitely 100% blame the media for this. And for some reason it’s always Costco that they report on.
“Hello! There are other retailers out there. And probably have what you need in stock.”

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Originally Posted by jcast

I was in Shoprite yesterday and a woman called the police because the store was limiting water to four cases a customer. The cops told her that the store can limit any item they wanted and that she was free to shop other places if she needed more.

That ungrateful beeyotch. Some stores in SoCal the limit is 2 for a variety of products.
Someone get Eminem to slap her with a bloody tampon.

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Originally Posted by sbartek1974

Someone’s going to be eating a lot of toilet paper when this blows over.

[ozzie92]

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Originally Posted by sbartek1974

It might be that Chicken of the Trees squirrel meat. I had to look it up.

lol

[Sataninjaku]

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Originally Posted by Breakerfan

I never knew that was called #10 can, or that cans had numbers, but it makes sense thinking about it. Is a regular size can a #1?

Truthfully I'm not certain, though I'd assume it's a number at the very least. I really only know that its a #10 type from inventory ordering in the various restaurants I've worked in over the years.

[Sataninjaku]

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Originally Posted by sbartek1974

It might be that Chicken of the Trees squirrel meat. I had to look it up.

I like Chicken of the Dumpster® brand Raccoon myself.

[Zap Rowsdower]

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Originally Posted by sbartek1974

It might be that Chicken of the Trees squirrel meat. I had to look it up.

That was nothing short of inspired. God wanted that pun to happen.

Bravo, good sir!

[BeachheadMatt]

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Originally Posted by sbartek1974

Just saw it!

This... Is.... Hilarious. Um, somebody give this guy scalping lessons, he's doing it wrong.

..... Chicken of the trees, that's brilliant. I worked at Winn Dixie when I was young. They played that chicken of the sea advertisement every damn hour. It's permanently embedded in my brain.

[Yeet]

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Originally Posted by Jinx723

That ungrateful beeyotch. Some stores in SoCal the limit is 2 for a variety of products.
Someone get Eminem to slap her with a bloody tampon.
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Sorry man, Eminem can’t help because he caught the virus. In his latest music video (Godzilla) he only grabbed the booze and an rpg in the store and didn’t get any toilet paper, flimsy face masks, or hand sanitizer. That’s why he’s in the hospital at the end.