[Sataninjaku]

Here you go dudes, you obviously wanted it and were too afraid to ask for it, so allow me! Who is the man behind the mask? Is he wearing a skin tight shirt underneath that amazingly tasteful cobra-collared jacket? Is he baring that chest and those sweet, sweet abs? Is he a member of a glam-rock band? Does he have a hairy chest? And what the heck IS his ethnicity anyway? Trust me, it matters!

[sbartek1974]

I always thought, and I was 8 when the cartoon came out, that it was his bare chest. Plus I couldn't tell if he was a light skin black guy or a dark skinned white guy. Then when I started reading the comics and understood that he's from Scotland, then I couldn't decide if he was a white Scottish fellow or a black Scottish fellow. For all we know, Destro could be like this guy...

[nightrattler]

Make this a poll.

Bare chest all the way.

[Yeet]

He’s a guy who looks like the 9th Doctor and gets nanomites injected into his face. He doesn’t do much after that.

[Major Flint]

Yes, please tell me more about hairy white chests.

Hahahahah!

[Major Flint]

Let's make polls about it and then call random people on the phone as a survey. We must uncover the truth of hairy white chest gate!

*snicker*

[nightrattler]

Every figure of Destro in that particular outfit is bare chested. If we can’t trust the action figures, what can we trust?

It’s true, but the figure near a light source and you will see it’s a bare chest. Just don’t use light coming from a lantern. It’s too dim.

[Major Flint]

It's a conspiracy! Trust nothing!




#HairyWhiteChestGate


Bwahahahaah!

[Major Flint]

Where's the poll??? That will prove everything!

#WhatCanWeTrust?