Destro's hairy chest: an official discussion on Destro's shirt, and other things

Sataninjaku · 01-17-2020, 04:09 PM

Here you go dudes, you obviously wanted it and were too afraid to ask for it, so allow me! Who is the man behind the mask? Is he wearing a skin tight shirt underneath that amazingly tasteful cobra-collared jacket? Is he baring that chest and those sweet, sweet abs? Is he a member of a glam-rock band? Does he have a hairy chest? And what the heck IS his ethnicity anyway? Trust me, it matters!

sbartek1974 · 01-17-2020, 04:40 PM

I always thought, and I was 8 when the cartoon came out, that it was his bare chest. Plus I couldn't tell if he was a light skin black guy or a dark skinned white guy. Then when I started reading the comics and understood that he's from Scotland, then I couldn't decide if he was a white Scottish fellow or a black Scottish fellow. For all we know, Destro could be like this guy...

nightrattler · 01-17-2020, 05:04 PM

Make this a poll.

Bare chest all the way.

Yeet · 01-17-2020, 05:06 PM

He’s a guy who looks like the 9th Doctor and gets nanomites injected into his face. He doesn’t do much after that.

Major Flint · 01-17-2020, 05:07 PM

Yes, please tell me more about hairy white chests.

Hahahahah!

Major Flint · 01-17-2020, 05:09 PM

Let's make polls about it and then call random people on the phone as a survey. We must uncover the truth of hairy white chest gate!

*snicker*

nightrattler · 01-17-2020, 05:40 PM

Every figure of Destro in that particular outfit is bare chested. If we can’t trust the action figures, what can we trust?

It’s true, but the figure near a light source and you will see it’s a bare chest. Just don’t use light coming from a lantern. It’s too dim.

Major Flint · 01-17-2020, 05:53 PM

It's a conspiracy! Trust nothing!

#HairyWhiteChestGate

Bwahahahaah!

Major Flint · 01-17-2020, 05:56 PM

Where's the poll??? That will prove everything!

#WhatCanWeTrust?

01-17-2020, 04:09 PM	#1
Sataninjaku Captain seismic pants Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: Slitherin' around the tank- It's cool, though, 'cause I'm being "watched" Posts: 4,302	Here you go dudes, you obviously wanted it and were too afraid to ask for it, so allow me! Who is the man behind the mask? Is he wearing a skin tight shirt underneath that amazingly tasteful cobra-collared jacket? Is he baring that chest and those sweet, sweet abs? Is he a member of a glam-rock band? Does he have a hairy chest? And what the heck IS his ethnicity anyway? Trust me, it matters! __________________ *Sell me ALL of your G.I.Joes! This, I command!!!*

01-17-2020, 04:40 PM	#2
sbartek1974 sevenlima's secret lover Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In The Middle of a Late Night Crew Orgy Posts: 20,276	I always thought, and I was 8 when the cartoon came out, that it was his bare chest. Plus I couldn't tell if he was a light skin black guy or a dark skinned white guy. Then when I started reading the comics and understood that he's from Scotland, then I couldn't decide if he was a white Scottish fellow or a black Scottish fellow. For all we know, Destro could be like this guy... __________________ http://www.hisstank.com/forum/buy-se...-feedback.html _____________________________________

01-17-2020, 05:06 PM	#4
Yeet loving classified Join Date: Feb 2019 Location: home Posts: 9,301	He’s a guy who looks like the 9th Doctor and gets nanomites injected into his face. He doesn’t do much after that. __________________

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