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06-07-2011, 07:18 PM | #1 |
T.A.R.G.A.T
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This prophecy is starting to worry me. I thought I'd post it as a warning.
"From the Annals of the Serpent; translated from the ancient Cobra-La-Ise language: First Crimsonians Chapter 4:8-16 8. And verily I say unto you: there shall be an army in the last days; yea even a great and terrible army. And it shall be an army of serpents, yea even of vipers. And behold, the vipers shall be in legion, yea even unto 13,500. And lo, the vipers shall descend upon the Earth, ye even upon the children of men and shall lay waste unto it, yea even unto their destruction. 9. And neither man, nor woman, nor child shalt be spared their terrible wrath at that day and their fangs shalt rend the flesh and tear the sinew of the children of men and shalt cast aside their bodies into pits, yea pits of fire and damnation. 10. Yea verily this mighty army of serpents, even unto 13,500, shall accost the Earth with sorrow, misery and death. And verily I say unto you that the serpents shall not stay their poisonous maws for any man, but shall lay waste upon all those who work evil against the mighty Cobra. 11. And their women shalt utter terrible lamentations for their husbands, yea and their children sorrowful lamentations for their fathers. But the dead shalt not answer them, yea for they are damned unto destruction. 12. Yea, and verily I say unto you that in that day there shalt come forth a mighty warrior, yea even an epic warrior with great wealth who is greatest above all others. And he shalt gather unto his own self the serpents, and shalt keep them and shalt become master unto them. 13. Yea, and it shalt be said of this prophet that he is a self made wealthy individuals and that his reign of power shalt see no sunset until he hast shewn his great and powerful hand by enlisting his talents in an online community. 14. Verily, those that he shalt choose to serve him shalt say unto themselves, surely this is a great man, but wherefore hast he not joined an online community hence? 15. And when the epic prophet hast enlisted they shalt say, finally, the prophet hast joined up unto an online community. 15. And they shalt rejoice saying; for certainly this prophet hast come to rid the world of all wickedness and through his mighty hand shalt send forth his mighty serpents to cleanse the world of all transformers and sigma six fans. 16. And his followers shalt know him by the mark he shalt wear upon his avatar. Yea, even an epic D." -------------------> http://www.hisstank.com/forum/genera...community.html .
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06-07-2011, 07:19 PM | #2 |
Randy Butternubs
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I don't even know how to respond to this???
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06-07-2011, 07:19 PM | #3 |
Hisstank.Com General
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Yes, but has he received his Dial Tone in the mail yet?
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06-07-2011, 07:20 PM | #4 |
Banned
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17. I like pizza! I LIKE IT!!!!
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06-07-2011, 07:25 PM | #5 |
Night Force
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Stone Hymen! Hahahahahahaha! Epic of course.
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06-07-2011, 07:28 PM | #6 |
SpaceCowboy
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I do......WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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06-07-2011, 07:30 PM | #7 |
***** Enforcement Agent
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Awesome a tribute to the thread of my very first post...thank you
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06-07-2011, 07:33 PM | #8 |
FKTHMDS
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Wtf
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06-07-2011, 07:36 PM | #9 |
IG 4-Life IG 4-Ever
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Ummmmmmmm wtf. Are you on?
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06-07-2011, 07:45 PM | #10 |
RCL1138
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Never will come to be.
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