If every Dreadnok were in Cold Slither...

J James · 04-24-2025, 08:17 AM

If you were responsible for creating a version of Cold Slither which included EVERY Dreadnok, what role would each one have?

(They could be musical or not musical but my suggestion is they all must be performing in some way and not, say, moshing... let's avoid the Dreadnok performing for themselves).

What would the other members look like? Especially the ones you prefer.

usernamedustin · 04-24-2025, 08:25 AM

It?d look like ska band with that many people on stage.

zbs · 04-24-2025, 08:33 AM

Roadpig- flute

That’s all I got

280-CUSTOMS · 04-24-2025, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zbs

Roadpig- flute

That?s all I got

Roadpig would be on a cello monkey wrench would be on harp come on it?s for the spoken word ensemble that thrasher would give

Just saying

jcraven · 04-24-2025, 09:43 AM

Didn't they already do this and call it Lynyrd Skynyrd?

**DarkLordMordred** · 04-24-2025, 07:30 PM

As long as they keep Zandar off the stage. He's dead weight.

flashtronaut8 · 04-24-2025, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkLordMordred

As long as they keep Zandar off the stage. He's dead weight.

Stop. You know he's the interpretive dancer.
Road Pig sings soprano and mans the drums.
Zarana was Satin all along and now handles the lead vocals because Dreadnoks are progressive.
Zanzibar is on electric sax and keyboards.
Buzzer is the violinist/cellist.
Torch is the bassist and is practicing his harmonica.
Ripper is the flutist. His Kenny G numbers are astonishing.
Gnawhyde is the roadie now that Croc Master ate his tamborine.
Croc Master is on the maraca. He put the other one someplace that isn't mentionable - but - it does impact Zandar's interpretive dance routine.
Heart Wrencher is still dead but everyone has a t-shirt saying otherwise.
Zanya does acoustic covers of Cold Slither's greatest hit and metal covers of ENYA on YouTube. She currently has 3 followers and 17.6k dislikes.
Zartan is currently enjoying his Fat Elvis years, sweating too much, letting sequins replace his supernatural shimmer, and managing the band while getting sloshed with all the Swifties he's corrupted.

280-CUSTOMS · 04-25-2025, 02:40 PM

That'll do pig !!

That’ll do !!!

That was pretty good
.

Very nicely done sir !!

DarthPudgy · 04-25-2025, 09:52 PM

Thrasher drives the tour bus.
Monkey Wrench is the roadie.
Mainframe (off duty) does the AV stuff and lights

troopertrailer · 04-26-2025, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jcraven

Didn't they already do this and call it Lynyrd Skynyrd?

Oh man this was a glorious response!

04-24-2025, 08:17 AM	#1
J James Crimson Guard Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Boulder Posts: 1,998	If you were responsible for creating a version of Cold Slither which included EVERY Dreadnok, what role would each one have? (They could be musical or not musical but my suggestion is they all must be performing in some way and not, say, moshing... let's avoid the Dreadnok performing for themselves). What would the other members look like? Especially the ones you prefer. __________________

04-24-2025, 08:25 AM	#2
usernamedustin Cobra Viper Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Evert Posts: 328	It?d look like ska band with that many people on stage. __________________

04-24-2025, 08:45 AM	#4
280-CUSTOMS Desecrator of toys Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the gulf coast .. punta gorda Posts: 5,994	Quote: Originally Posted by zbs Roadpig- flute That?s all I got Roadpig would be on a cello monkey wrench would be on harp come on it?s for the spoken word ensemble that thrasher would give Just saying __________________ BST http://www.hisstank.com/forum/g-i-jo...-s-t-list.html FEEDBACK http://www.hisstank.com/forum/buy-se...eedback-4.html Check it out and add to what isn?t shown already classified parts compatibility list https://www.hisstank.com/forum/g-i-j...ty-thread.html

04-24-2025, 07:30 PM	#6
DarkLordMordred Dark Lord of the Mods Join Date: Dec 2021 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 11,205	As long as they keep Zandar off the stage. He's dead weight. __________________ "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5i...9tb4Exi6R8cnvA Instagram Page: https://www.instagram.com/lordmordred/?hl=en

04-24-2025, 07:57 PM	#7
flashtronaut8 Once An Overlord Join Date: May 2021 Location: At the corner of Wild Blue & Yonder. Posts: 8,873	Quote: Originally Posted by DarkLordMordred As long as they keep Zandar off the stage. He's dead weight. Stop. You know he's the interpretive dancer. Road Pig sings soprano and mans the drums. Zarana was Satin all along and now handles the lead vocals because Dreadnoks are progressive. Zanzibar is on electric sax and keyboards. Buzzer is the violinist/cellist. Torch is the bassist and is practicing his harmonica. Ripper is the flutist. His Kenny G numbers are astonishing. Gnawhyde is the roadie now that Croc Master ate his tamborine. Croc Master is on the maraca. He put the other one someplace that isn't mentionable - but - it does impact Zandar's interpretive dance routine. Heart Wrencher is still dead but everyone has a t-shirt saying otherwise. Zanya does acoustic covers of Cold Slither's greatest hit and metal covers of ENYA on YouTube. She currently has 3 followers and 17.6k dislikes. Zartan is currently enjoying his Fat Elvis years, sweating too much, letting sequins replace his supernatural shimmer, and managing the band while getting sloshed with all the Swifties he's corrupted. __________________ G.I. Joe Expanded/Classified Series Checklist \| '80s figures not yet in Classified

04-26-2025, 01:11 AM	#10
troopertrailer Space Cadet Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: The southern side of stability Posts: 2,615	Quote: Originally Posted by jcraven Didn't they already do this and call it Lynyrd Skynyrd? Oh man this was a glorious response! __________________ Feedback page: http://www.hisstank.com/forum/buy-se...-feedback.html Don’t have any tanks, just an attic full of BATs.

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