[Sgt Major Haley]

Zartan - Lead Singer
Buzzer - Drums
Ripper - keyboard
Torch - Bass
Monkeywrench - Rhythm Guitar
Zandar - Lead Guitar
Machette - Lead Guitar
Zarana, Heartwrencher and Zayna Backup vocals

Zanzibar - Tour Manager
Thrasher - Tour Bus Driver

Roadpig - Roadie
Gnawgahyde - Roadie
Burn Out - Roadie
Crusher - Roadie
Demolisher - Roadie
Storm Rider - Roadie
Billy-Bob - Roadie
Cletus - Roadie
Joe-Bob - Roadie
Otis - Roadie
Roscoe - Roadie
Vance - Roadie

[zbs]

Yeah Zandar is doing interpretive dance with a ribbon in hand

[280-CUSTOMS]

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Originally Posted by zbs

Yeah Zandar is doing interpretive dance with a ribbon in hand

It kind of works

[Dreadnok Twins]

Zandar had a lovely singing voice, until a rival band slit his throat. Now he's head of security.

[chuck x goren]

Zarana would be lead throat. Give her Buzzer's chainsaw and it's like Wendy O. Williams.

Zandar plays bass. Because nobody ever notices the bass player (unless they're named Geddy Lee or Steve Harris)

Gnawgahyde plays "percussion" like those goofs in Slipknot. Zanzibar can scuffle with him, on stage, while he pounds on a keg.

Monkeywrench plays "stun guitar" and vocals, since he kinda' looks like Eric Bloom from BOC.

Thrasher plays some kind of guitar.. but nobody can figure it out and he's probably not even plugged-in, on stage. He's just there to "thrash" and jump around the stage. Like that guy from Mighty Mighty Bosstones, or Janick Gers from Iron Maiden.

Road Pig plays the hammer with a cinder block on the end of it. Not really an instrument, but try telling him that.

The rest of the post-89 Dreadnoks all fill-in on drums when Buzzer's on a bender. They all meet unfortunate ends, though, like the drummers in Spinal Tap.

[tagmac]

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Originally Posted by chuck x goren

Zarana would be lead throat. Give her Buzzer's chainsaw and it's like Wendy O. Williams.

Zarana would probably also wear an outfit not suitable for an action figure, LOL!

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Originally Posted by chuck x goren

Zandar plays bass. Because nobody ever notices the bass player (unless they're named Geddy Lee or Steve Harris)

...or Mark "The Animal" Mendoza. Gotta' give a shout out to my favorite metal band, Twisted Sister!

[J James]

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Originally Posted by tagmac

Zarana would probably also wear an outfit not suitable for an action figure, LOL!

I'm down with that! But would her twin brother feel obligated to oblige as well?

It's creepy and special but I don't think I'd be down with that at all!

[THEDARKONE508]

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Originally Posted by DarkLordMordred

As long as they keep Zandar off the stage. He's dead weight.

he can break plates over his head and do really uncomfortable things with zarana BECAUSE IT'S WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT IT'S CANON OK

[chuck x goren]

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Originally Posted by tagmac

...or Mark "The Animal" Mendoza. Gotta' give a shout out to my favorite metal band, Twisted Sister!

I like how you addressed my oversight, then decided: (We're) Not Gonna' Take it and said something.

[Sgt Major Haley]

didnt the Classified line just add Crystal Ball to the Noks? He would be the Pyrotechnics guy.