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11-23-2019, 08:42 PM | #16021 |
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11-23-2019, 08:57 PM | #16022 |
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Oh come on!
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11-23-2019, 10:02 PM | #16023 |
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11-23-2019, 10:13 PM | #16024 |
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So I was in TJ Maxx...no I'm not doing interviews. That's Itch's gig. The wife was looking for Christmas decor and I had to piss. Went in the men's restroom and there were two shitters and one urinal. The two shitters were being used. I pissed. Washed my hands. And then it dawned on me...I wanted to do something mischievous! First thing that popped in my head; turn off the lights on my way out. And yes, they had the appropriate switch, to my surprise. So on my out, I turned out the lights. But did i disappear into the aisles? Oh no! As soon as I hit the sales floor there were chairs, so I took a seat and waited. And waited. And waited. Then the wife was ready to go. So I have no idea how it turned out.
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11-23-2019, 10:16 PM | #16025 |
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So I was in TJ Maxx...no I'm not doing interviews. That's Itch's gig. The wife was looking for Christmas decor and I had to piss. Went in the men's restroom and there were two shitters and one urinal. The two shitters were being used. I pissed. Washed my hands. And then it dawned on me...I wanted to do something mischievous! First thing that popped in my head; turn off the lights on my way out. And yes, they had the appropriate switch, to my surprise. So on my out, I turned out the lights. But did i disappear into the aisles? Oh no! As soon as I hit the sales floor there were chairs, so I took a seat and waited. And waited. And waited. Then the wife was ready to go. So I have no idea how it turned out.
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11-23-2019, 10:19 PM | #16026 |
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So I was in TJ Maxx...no I'm not doing interviews. That's Itch's gig. The wife was looking for Christmas decor and I had to piss. Went in the men's restroom and there were two shitters and one urinal. The two shitters were being used. I pissed. Washed my hands. And then it dawned on me...I wanted to do something mischievous! First thing that popped in my head; turn off the lights on my way out. And yes, they had the appropriate switch, to my surprise. So on my out, I turned out the lights. But did i disappear into the aisles? Oh no! As soon as I hit the sales floor there were chairs, so I took a seat and waited. And waited. And waited. Then the wife was ready to go. So I have no idea how it turned out.
Did your wife know what you did? No way. SB would take them both out.
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11-23-2019, 10:20 PM | #16027 |
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11-23-2019, 10:20 PM | #16028 |
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11-23-2019, 10:25 PM | #16029 |
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Lol
Did she laugh or reprimand you?
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11-23-2019, 10:31 PM | #16030 |
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She just stared at me for a minute and said, "So I'm a nervous wreck because I'm going to have surgery on Monday and the only thing you're concerned about is turning off the restroom lights when people are trying to shit?
So I asked her if she wanted a Cream Soda from Bucees. She said, "Yay!" |
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