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06-26-2010, 01:21 PM | #31 |
Cobra Viper
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penis?
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06-26-2010, 01:41 PM | #32 |
THE ULTIMATE COBRA WEAPON
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Location: Staten Island NYC But Brooklyn Born & Raised
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Dude anything ending in the word Dude
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06-26-2010, 01:51 PM | #33 |
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This is the 2 most embarrasing quotes that could be taken wrong.
Scenario getting ready for a roadtrip and you pickup your girl or a friend at their place and they got people over "I got gas this morning" which can mean car is gassed up, but always mislead. Scenario 2: At a bbq or a get-together there is always cheese, let's say no one has gotten any and you want some by accident many will say "If no one is gonna do it, is it alright if I cut the cheese?" |
06-26-2010, 01:53 PM | #34 |
Now with Kung-Fu Grip!
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Boro, TN
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I can't say 'Schwing!' anymore. I could back in the 90's, but not now.
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06-26-2010, 02:27 PM | #35 |
Tanker
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: United States
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I find that using clinical terms such as "penis" and "vagina" as opposed to slang terms will always get you the "WTF?" look... I do it all the time.
Try dropping "penis-head" in the middle of a rant...
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06-26-2010, 02:31 PM | #36 |
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I don't get embarrassed by much when I'm in public. It's one of the benefits of giving up
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06-26-2010, 02:35 PM | #37 |
Crimson Guard
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Marysville, ca
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now:
do you have any large overnight Kotex pads in the back? your out in the display (wife makes me get them when i shop) I figure what? 10 years when the daughter gets older: Excuse me I need to get a training bra. where are they and what kind do i need? This one I always wanted to do but havnt had the guts to do it. walk into victoria secret in teh mall, shop for a minute. get approached by one of the salespeople asking if they can help you find something. pick up a pair of panties and ask if this comes in a mens 36 waist?
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06-26-2010, 02:35 PM | #38 |
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This^
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06-26-2010, 02:40 PM | #39 |
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Quote:
I don't get embarrassed by what I say, and will usually say the first thing that comes to my mind. For example:
Girl at movie ticket counter: "would you like to donate a $1 to St. Jude's Hospital to stop cancer in babies?" Me: "No, Fuck'em. That's how much of a cheap asshole I am." That was even after the guy in the wife-beater, baggy pants, and backwards cap ahead of me donated $5. Actually, I have broken the ice a bunch of times with many a cute check out lady with that line. The one time, I was actually embarrassed was when I went to Target one time and I had to go through the check out w/ anti-diarrhea pills, condoms, MU action figures and Hello Kitty Wii game (for the gf), 2 sodas, and 2 waters. Now the check out lady is eying my Driver's license as if she is trying to memorize the info for the cops. I remember something similar. I was in checkout and had among other couple things the following: bottle of baby oil roll of duct tape can of whipped cream some kids movie i found in the 5 dollar bin box of maxi pads (overnight) a case of beer same thing with the cashier taking a long time looking at my ID lol. It didnt even dawn on me what had happened till I left. I laughed about it on the way home
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06-26-2010, 04:51 PM | #40 |
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(Headman) FTW!!!!
(ruckusjr_66) atleast you sticking with it.... keep hope alive!
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