You really should check your messages....people will start to think you are not alive.

Hey Camper. You still around?

Hey hey buddy! Hows things mate?? Its been a lil while whered you go bro?

Wife and I are planning on it. hope to see everyone there!

"In Birminghaaaam they love the governor boo boo boo"

How about I make you a Bane using said head cast? Made quite a few of that fella so far

No Ive been to the other one...trust me buddy you come from the "right" Birmingham

Why do awesome peoples have to live so damn far away?!?! BTW mate Ive started saving for a potential holiday...you have been warned - the British may just invade mwuahahahaha!

Nah maaan I chopped all my damn hair off...now I gots to grow that shit back

Whaaaaaaaa??? Mate thats AWESOME! Lemme know how much it comes to in total and I will paypal you - unless theres anything here I can grab ya?