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12-09-2011, 06:28 PM | #1 |
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That I was involved in an incident involving a spider monkey, a closet and a jar of peanut butter?
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12-09-2011, 06:32 PM | #2 |
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Rent Bachelor Party 2 and pick up a bottle of UV Cake Vodka. Then give her the details during the credits once she's good and toasted.
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12-09-2011, 06:39 PM | #3 |
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This was no accident....
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12-09-2011, 06:43 PM | #4 |
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Was the PB chunky or creamy???
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12-09-2011, 06:53 PM | #5 |
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Dude, I've been attacked by a Spider Monkey before. No joke. I was in Bolivia last year on a trip. We visited this animal sanctuary outside of La Paz and this Spider Monkey took a liking to me. At first it was okay and amusing. Everyone laughed as it climbed on top of me and sat on my head. But then it wouldn't let me go. 20 minutes later, I was still struggling with it. He took my hand and tried to drag me up a hill to his house. I think he wanted to have his way with me. When I finaly got my hand free, I started to walk away, but it started to follow me. Then I started to jog, and it started to speed up. Finally I went at a full run and got on the other side of the electrified fence. Only then did it give up.
That was messed up. Ever since then, Spider Monkeys have been my nemesis. Note: Those monkeys are fucking strong. A third my size, yet I bet he could tear my head off. My gf thought it was hilarious that I nearly got raped by a monkey. Last edited by pud333; 12-09-2011 at 06:59 PM.. |
12-09-2011, 07:09 PM | #6 |
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Well it is kind of funny.
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12-09-2011, 07:18 PM | #7 |
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them things will kick your ass.
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12-09-2011, 07:21 PM | #8 |
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Did you get spider monkey in your peanut butter?
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12-09-2011, 07:35 PM | #9 |
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Quote:
Dude, I've been attacked by a Spider Monkey before. No joke. I was in Bolivia last year on a trip. We visited this animal sanctuary outside of La Paz and this Spider Monkey took a liking to me. At first it was okay and amusing. Everyone laughed as it climbed on top of me and sat on my head. But then it wouldn't let me go. 20 minutes later, I was still struggling with it. He took my hand and tried to drag me up a hill to his house. I think he wanted to have his way with me. When I finaly got my hand free, I started to walk away, but it started to follow me. Then I started to jog, and it started to speed up. Finally I went at a full run and got on the other side of the electrified fence. Only then did it give up.
That was messed up. Ever since then, Spider Monkeys have been my nemesis. Note: Those monkeys are fucking strong. A third my size, yet I bet he could tear my head off. My gf thought it was hilarious that I nearly got raped by a monkey.
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12-09-2011, 07:56 PM | #10 |
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Haha! So it was YOU!
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