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12-26-2010, 11:31 PM | #1 |
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So I took my 11 yr old cousin to see Tron with me today. It's weird, he's more like a nephew than a cousin, we're just close like that, and now he's starting to get curious about all the crap I'm into. So I explained Tron to him at my family's Christmas thing and picked him up before the snow today.
So, my neurotic aunt almost didn't let him go because it started to snow as I got to his house, but finally after a lesson in highway safety we were off. By the time we got to the theatre it was snowing pretty good and the place was pretty quiet...like "during the week" quiet for a Sunday. Anyway I asked him before we got popcorn "you wanna take a leak now just in case?" So we go into the bathroom. I swear...this kid is a little timid with some stuff so I figured what I was about to do but have him grow a set. We walked in, used the urinals...and I noticed there was one other guy in the stahl taking a dump doing the ol' "uuuhhhh...ahhhh..." thing in there. So we washed up, dried our hands and I said "k ready?" He said "yep"...then I looked around, took a breathe, cupped my hand to the side of my mouth and said as loud as I could without yelling..."I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE YA SONUVABITCH!!"...to which the guy in the crapper responded "who's where?"...I looked at my cousin and said "go!"...Shaken he followed my lead through the little corridor out to the theatre...and I pushed him into the wall. Then I got on line, bought him a pop corn and soda...and we both loved the movie. I got a call around 6 pm "What did you do to my son in the bathroom?" I'm hoping he did'nt tell on me as much as he did tell a funny story...because if he did...he's a tool. Kids are fun. |
12-26-2010, 11:48 PM | #2 |
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you'll make an awesome dad.
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12-26-2010, 11:55 PM | #3 |
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that right there is first class parenting. i tip my hat to you sir
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12-27-2010, 12:21 AM | #4 |
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When I say I pushed him into the wall..it was more of a cross check on our way of the corridor.
He just sent me a text thanking me...for the movie and the laugh. Not the cross check. |
12-27-2010, 01:46 AM | #5 |
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LOL I was wondering where this thread was going when I saw the title, thought maybe you spanked it or something.
One of the best things you can do to someone who is "incapacitated" on the toilet is to flood the stall next to them by plugging the toilet up and letting them get swamped with the water while their pants are down. Me and a couple buddies did it to one of our friends in the Coast Guard.
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12-27-2010, 02:55 AM | #6 |
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LOL I was wondering where this thread was going when I saw the title, thought maybe you spanked it or something.
One of the best things you can do to someone who is "incapacitated" on the toilet is to flood the stall next to them by plugging the toilet up and letting them get swamped with the water while their pants are down. Me and a couple buddies did it to one of our friends in the Coast Guard. Yeah, it's pretty great being the older, cooler cousin. You can teach them bad habits, spoil them to things their parents won't let them do... and then send them home. Better than grandkids cause you're not old and are still able to keep up. |
12-27-2010, 02:57 AM | #7 |
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ahh thats too funny, showing him how to have fun, goodtimes.
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12-27-2010, 09:44 AM | #8 |
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haha thats awesome
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12-27-2010, 02:26 PM | #9 |
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Good times!
My only criticism is that you didn't soak the towels to dry your hands and lob them at the guy in the stall.
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