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12-19-2010, 01:19 AM | #11 |
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TURD (Tasked to Useless and Retarded Details) Viper: A Cobra minion below Sludge-Vipers, tasked with mopping, mowing, and other menial tasks. Comes with floor buffer!
Motard: A Joe so motivated, yet a complete idiot. Geardo: Comes with all sorts of badass gear, but Primary MOS is "Admin Clerk". Bullshit: A cousin of Bullhorn, comes with random useless accessories. AWOL: Figure not included. Night Crappers: The guys who sneak into the Latrines at Joe headquarters and leave 30-flush megashits. Airman: Figure is Marketed with expensive and flashy equipment, yet none of it fits in his hands and he does not know how to use any of it. Also comes with MWR pass and can only deploy for 4 months. Marine: Comes with gear from ARAH era. Soldier: Figure cancelled, replaced with CONTRACTOR Sailor: over 100 free gay jokes included. Osama: Elusive chase figure, taller than Sigma Six figures. Julian Assange: Comes with leaked documents from a traitor, and has mail-in coupon for rape charges. |
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12-19-2010, 01:27 AM | #12 |
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Anyone hear about that gross and short lived Joe team?
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12-19-2010, 01:29 AM | #13 |
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Codename: Lawn Dart
Primary Specialty: Pilot Secondary Specialty: Amphibious Assault Status: KIA Figure it out.
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12-19-2010, 01:33 AM | #14 |
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12-19-2010, 01:35 AM | #15 |
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12-19-2010, 01:37 AM | #16 |
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Pop Smear. GI Joe Dr fired for sexual harassment and general creepiness.
Tweak. Joe Chemist. He died in an explosion while working in an abandoned shack in the desert. Nobody knew what he was doing, but he hadn't slept for 21 straight days. |
12-19-2010, 08:01 AM | #17 |
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Tame Otter- Wild Weasels cousin who was REALLY bad at flying
Goober- Cross Countrys equally inbred kin Charcoal- booted from Joes for wearing blackface The Wayans Bros.- booted for wearing whiteface
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12-19-2010, 11:16 AM | #18 |
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Snot-Rocket: Metal Head's counter part. Kicked out for being an all around dirty bastard.
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12-21-2010, 12:47 AM | #19 |
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Dookie. Duke's son. He was a little shit.
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12-21-2010, 12:50 AM | #20 |
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Gyre-Viper. Only had prototype weapons, which could pose a danger since they weren't fully tested :-P
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