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11-21-2010, 11:01 PM | #1 |
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I'm gonna generalize. I am gonna stereotype. It's going to happen, so deal with it, cry me a river, go suck a whole town full of dicks.
We've all met "those" collectors. Some of them are decent people. Others are annoying as shit. Who is the worst? GI Joe Collectors: "Why aren't they making the obscure character I want?" "Low-Light's goggles are the wrong color!" "PoC sucks, RoC sucks, Resolute sucks, ARAH sucks, I just show up to the damned website to bitch." Star Wars Collectors: "All right, another Anakin!" "I hate the prequels, but I own a shit ton of the figures!" "No, no, no! Luke's hair is parted the wrong way on that figure! All is FAIL!" Transformers Collectors: "Why can't they go back to G1? These new 'bots are stupid looking!" "I only collect the Transformers from Japan that cost $65.00 a pop and break easily." "Well, see... um.... well... there really isn't a continuity of any sort to follow..." "No! NEW CHARACTERS SUCK!" Pokemon Collectors: "I'm a grown man collecting Pokemons and in accordance with Meagan's law, I need to inform you...." Gundam Collectors: "Look at my shelf full of ridiculously overpriced and fragile models that all look damned near the same!" Ninja Turtle Collectors: "Hi... um, does anyone out there remember this? Look, we're sorry. We know it got stupid as hell, but please, take us seriously. We know it, okay! We're serious!" Japanese Titty Doll Collectors: "I'm a pervert. Please tell me what sex is like so I can pretend I am having it with a cartoon character." Warhammer Collectors: "Okay, so maybe I did spend $700.00 on a bunch of metal and plastic figurines. But 4 turns against the rare other player I might run into is sooooo worth it." (Friendly Jab, guys. Discuss and don't be pussies about it.) |
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11-21-2010, 11:04 PM | #2 |
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Pokemon. I've only met one person my age who collected it. I don't know why, but I was immediately offended. Like, dude, you make us all look bad.
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11-21-2010, 11:57 PM | #3 |
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I have never met a Hot Wheels collector, and everyone speaks of them like they will eat your baby for a vintage fire engine #5.
I know a few Spawn collectors. They obsess about not opening them. They think they'll be worth something one day... then again, Spawn figures are usually just stinky plastic that breaks easily... so they may have a point in keeping them sealed. The only Joe collectors I know in person are actually very normal and still "secretive" about it. |
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11-22-2010, 12:07 AM | #4 |
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The people you described are the best collectors of all.
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11-22-2010, 09:11 AM | #5 |
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In retrospect I should've lived up to the Hot Wheel Collector expectation....keeping the cars and eating her children. |
11-22-2010, 10:12 AM | #6 |
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Collectors who bitch about other collectors in online forums. Man, fuck those guys.
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11-22-2010, 10:23 AM | #7 |
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11-22-2010, 12:43 PM | #8 |
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if you collect anything, youre the worst collector haha
but seriously, hotwheels collectors, they smell like skunk throat and they look like Wendys employees |
11-22-2010, 12:57 PM | #9 |
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We are all wretched scum.
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11-22-2010, 02:11 PM | #10 |
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hahah i've collected pretty much all those things at one point or another.
Pokemon back in 2000. Hot Wheels for a little while. Still have 'em too. Gundams, but the cheaper snap together ones and the figures. Still buy those every now and again. Anime figures. TF, only what I like. Joe, duh. Been getting into SW recently. Always, always been a TMNT fan. Always. .. That's about the only stereotype there I fit.
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