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08-11-2010, 11:14 PM | #21 |
Zombie Soldier HAHA!
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08-11-2010, 11:15 PM | #22 |
Sunsword = Fabulous!
Join Date: Jun 2007
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OK, here is a rundown for those of you that don't know the origins of the infamous Bolo and how it began.
I was perusing ebay as I often do looking for cheap treasures and what not and I came across this crazy ass auction for "Bolo the awesome Ninja" or some shit like that. I click on it and start reading the description and it is absolutely bug nuts crazy! The guy keeps going on and on about how awesome this character of Bolo is and that you have to be ready to accept him into your home and yadda, yadda, yadda. The funniest part of this auction to me was that I recognized the figure as one of the cheap joe knock offs from the mid-80's that they sold at K-mart called American Defense and I knew his name wasn't Bolo. He was just a random ninja soldier and this guy had apparently worked all this Bolo shit up in his head. Maybe carried over from his 8 year old imagination? Who knows? To top it all off the figure was beat to hell. Looked like it had been dragged down the street a few times. A former tanker named Amberbratt ended up winning the auction for like $20 or something due to the absolute frenzy that followed in the thread I started to poke fun at the listing. As the thread progressed, it basically turned into the old Chuck Norris jokes with Bolo substituted in for Chuck and it became a hisstank phenomenon. New threads were started, custom Bolo's were made, sigs were altered, it was a nationwide freakout! So there you have it, the ultimate history and origin of Bolo. |
08-11-2010, 11:16 PM | #23 |
Gone Fishing
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If you have five dollars and Bolo has five dollars, Bolo has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Bolo's computer. Bolo is always in control. Bolo can sneeze with his eyes open. Bolo destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Bolo can kill two stones with one bird. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Bolo Bolo doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Bolo has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Bolo. Bolo does not sleep. He waits. Bolo is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Bolo is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Bolo counted to infinity - twice. There is no chin behind Bolo's Mask. There is only another fist. When Bolo does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Bolo is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Bolo's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. Bolo can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Bolo doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Bolo can slam a revolving door. Bolo does not get frostbite. Bolo bites frost
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08-11-2010, 11:19 PM | #24 |
god of thunder
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reminds me of my favorite sig quote-
headman used to have one that said 'quoted by headman- only a complete idiot would quote himself'. always cracked me up. no offense intended, undead, i do not think you are an idiot. i like your avatar. |
08-11-2010, 11:28 PM | #25 |
Cobra Viper
Join Date: Aug 2009
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If you have five dollars and Bolo has five dollars, Bolo has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Bolo's computer. Bolo is always in control. Bolo can sneeze with his eyes open. Bolo destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Bolo can kill two stones with one bird. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Bolo Bolo doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Bolo has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Bolo. Bolo does not sleep. He waits. Bolo is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Bolo is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Bolo counted to infinity - twice. There is no chin behind Bolo's Mask. There is only another fist. When Bolo does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Bolo is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Bolo's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. Bolo can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Bolo doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Bolo can slam a revolving door. Bolo does not get frostbite. Bolo bites frost HAHA!! thats awesome |
08-11-2010, 11:36 PM | #26 |
Python Siegie
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Location: Cincinnati, OH
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Bolo never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
If you work in an office with Bolo, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch. Bolo has 3 knees on each leg. Bolo's first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors. |
08-11-2010, 11:37 PM | #27 |
MCC Recruiter
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bolo sigs cannot be viewed until a waiver is signed.
everyone knows this. they were told by bolo. before he blinded them.
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08-11-2010, 11:39 PM | #28 |
S.A.W Viper
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Bolo sleeps with a pillow under his Gun
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08-11-2010, 11:40 PM | #29 |
Sunsword = Fabulous!
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Bolo doesn't have a chin. If you shave his beard, you'll only find another fist!
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08-11-2010, 11:42 PM | #30 |
Back where it all begins
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This is Bolo.
Custom Bolo, Power Ninja GI Joe Figure! Bolo hates to be called Bobo |
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