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07-11-2010, 10:04 AM | #31 |
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I had another roommate who weighd about 500lbs and Im not Stretching the truth.
He was HUGE and had a big beard, looked like Rob Zombie after he ate twenty boxes of twinkies a day for a year straight. Only he was also gay. He would devour anything in the house, buying groceries was pointless and if you left anything in the fridge it would be gone before you got back to it. I started having to hide from him that I had food or have to eat out all the time and not tell him I had any money for food either because he wasnt working. I basically didnt stay at my apt much I ended up staying at a friends apt most of the time. I only put up with that for a couple months and then I moved out in the middle of the night. LOL Snuck right out my window.
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07-11-2010, 01:28 PM | #32 |
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female room mates.
they never clean up after themselves, but they ALWAYS complain about having to do the bulk of the cleaning.
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07-11-2010, 01:34 PM | #33 |
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i had a room mate that would go in my room and whack off, because i had the tv and dvd player. then i came home early one day and busted him. he had drug his recliner in my room and pants to his ankles. i walked into my room and past him straight to my closet. acting like i was grabbing something. i started talking to him like nothing was going on. he didnt know to pull his pants up or what.
he was frozen with shock. then i told everyone i knew , and he was all upset. i understand that everyone needs their wack time. but please guys. get your own tv
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07-11-2010, 02:16 PM | #34 |
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One of my wife's girlfriends lived with us for a while and she had a habit of slathering herself down with baby oil in the shower. She never rinsed the tub out after she did it. I stepped in there to get a shower one time and slipped on it nearly killing myself. I saw my life flash before eyes..........right after my feet went by them.
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07-11-2010, 02:23 PM | #35 |
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My ex roomy would bring his girlfriend over even though my girlfriend (rent paying member of household) hated her guts. I had to constantly hear about it. Than things finally blew up and my girlfriend ended up tackling the girl. Roommate's stupid brother who is a cop, called in more cops. Suddenly things have blown out of proportions.
Last time I shack up with a bunch of dumb ass kids.
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07-11-2010, 02:24 PM | #36 |
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i had a room mate that always ate fast food. if he was ever cooking it was ramen noodles. i always cook my own food.
so sometimes my roommate would be cooking his noodles. then i would come home and start busting out all kinds of goodness. then all of the sudden he starts putting his pots and pans up along with his dinner. he just sits in the kitchen watching me cook keeping ongoing conversations to last threw the whole cooking session. then ask me if he can have some. needless to say he was of a religion where they dont eat pork. so guess what. not only did i start cooking more pork, i also started cooking it with weed. i will admit to feeding him pork and weed. but i was still pissed that he never matched up on the food. i even offerd to cook his food aslong as he bought his own. needless to say he never did
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07-11-2010, 02:36 PM | #37 |
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My ex roomate was always saying how he was gonna start doing shit.
start working out, start cooking more... never happened. He'd bring home crock pots and shit to cook something. never happened. he'd buy work out dvds. yeah....played WoW all day and night. He's got a good job too, but never bought groceries. always happy to eat my cooking. and completely bad with his money.' now, I collect toys.... but THIS guy was spending money on the most dumbest shit, everything had to be name brand... he was about to buy a 700 dollar tv.... till I went out and found a big screen for 25 bucks. again...never room up with kids.
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07-11-2010, 02:38 PM | #38 |
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Oh wait, lemme tell you something.... ever had those times where you forgot to pay for a bill because of $$ problems? There was a time my roommates and I had the gas shut off because we were late with the payment, we didn't have heat and we couldn't cook anything and resorted to using a freaking microwave to heat pasta! .
So, they paid for the bill for that month, and we were able to cook by then. But when the next month came along, you think everything was OK right? So guess what....they forget to pay for the water bill! No water means, well.... you know the big deal. Phew! :( Ugh..... the drawbacks of being young and no experience in the real world. :( Oh, did I also mention that I don't live with them people anymore?
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07-11-2010, 02:38 PM | #39 |
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Quote:
My ex roomate was always saying how he was gonna start doing shit.
start working out, start cooking more... never happened. He'd bring home crock pots and shit to cook something. never happened. he'd buy work out dvds. yeah....played WoW all day and night. He's got a good job too, but never bought groceries. always happy to eat my cooking. and completely bad with his money.' now, I collect toys.... but THIS guy was spending money on the most dumbest shit, everything had to be name brand... he was about to buy a 700 dollar tv.... till I went out and found a big screen for 25 bucks. again...never room up with kids.
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07-11-2010, 02:48 PM | #40 |
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Hey, have you seen that '80s movie, "People Under the Stairs"?
That movie was trippin'!
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