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06-02-2010, 02:13 PM | #1 |
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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together? Why do "tug" boats push their barges? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game", when we are already there? Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is? Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? Why do we say things "go off" when they are actually turning on? Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? Why don't you ever see baby crows or pigeons? Why is it building "buildings", shouldn't they be called a "built" when completed? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Why is it called "after dark", when it is really after light? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto? Why is there only one commission that determines monopolies? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they know you don't have? What's another word for thesaurus? What's another word for synonym? What is the speed of dark? What do you do when you discover and an endangered animal that only eats endangered plants? Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? |
06-02-2010, 02:15 PM | #2 |
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I dunno.
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06-02-2010, 02:17 PM | #3 |
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Me either...
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06-02-2010, 02:19 PM | #4 |
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Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why is it called a toothbrush when you use it on all your teeth? (Well, except for the little kid from Deliverance) |
06-02-2010, 02:23 PM | #5 |
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Baking is done inside an oven, while cooking is done on a stovetop
Why is it that "not too good" is bad, and "not too bad" is good? I mean you're doing good/bad, but not REAL good/bad. Why can people "care less" instead of "can't care less"? |
06-02-2010, 02:25 PM | #6 |
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just cuz.
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06-02-2010, 02:26 PM | #7 |
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apartments keep people separate, or apart.
And tugboats do pull boats. |
06-02-2010, 02:27 PM | #8 |
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Why does choking the chicken mean the same thing as spanking the monkey?
How can it be both a chicken and a monkey at the same time? Last edited by laurenluna1977; 06-02-2010 at 06:09 PM.. |
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06-02-2010, 02:28 PM | #9 |
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Why do women in long term relationships act like they get nothing out of sex?
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06-02-2010, 02:34 PM | #10 |
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Why ask why?
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