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05-27-2010, 01:29 PM | #121 |
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saying anything about the man card in front of females, this is a very secret order and should be kept that way. Not like those girly masons.
man card should be revoked upon marriage but given back after surviving at least 5 years of marriage. at this point you should be jaded as a 12 year old again. Not listening to advice from bitter old men. If they say you are f*&^ing up then you probably are and should listen! siding with a woman against your fellow man. even if it is your wife and you will be sleeping on the couch. would you side against your gang or country if you were in a war? no. then take a stand do your time and you will be in better man standing afterwards. I disagree with holding the purse, that to me is a sign of " a steady piece". Some kids were giving me the look for holding the purse once and I just smiled and said " boys, I get more P#$$y in a week than you boys see in a year." After that they looked with envy at that purse. |
05-27-2010, 01:32 PM | #122 |
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I disagree with holding the purse, that to me is a sign of " a steady piece". Some kids were giving me the look for holding the purse once and I just smiled and said " boys, I get more P#$$y in a week than you boys see in a year." After that they looked with envy at that purse.
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05-27-2010, 05:05 PM | #123 |
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Originally Posted by kingofpain26 View Post lets see: any violation of these rules: Let's see. I respectfully raise an objection. Quote: 1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her. I disagree. In fact I disagreed with this with my friend concerning his younger sister and then I disagreed again, when it came to the older sister. Then that becomes just awesome! Quote: 2. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence. I cry bullshit. My friend has made a habit of cheating on his wife whose family we have known for a long time and is very generous. All of us (circle of friends) have made it very clear to him that we do not want to know and it is in his best interest if he never uses us for an alibi should he need one. Quote: 11. Do not torpedo single friends. Another reason we stopped inviting the married guy out. Quote: 16. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (in fact, even remembering your best friends birthday is optional) What if the birthday present is a night of drinking and beer? Quote: 23. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. This includes men who aren't wearing shirts. If your buddy is outnumbered outmanned, or too drunk to defend himself, you must jump into the fight. Exception: if during the past 24 hours your friends actions have caused you to think "what this guy needs is a good ass wuppin", in which case you may refrain from getting involved and stand back and enjoy. Aforementioned cheating friend once was so drunk he slapped a girl. We stood back and let him catch a whuppin. Quote: 24. Friends don’t let friends wear speedos. Ever. Case closed. What about if you were given tens of thousands for doing so? Quote: 61. No man shall ever keep track of, or count, the amount of beers he has had in a night. I object: drinking contest! Quote: 68. If you say ouch, you are a pussy! What about when I separated my shoulder and thought I would be a tough guy and pull a Lethal Weapon 2 and slam it into the wall to put it back in... and it didn't quite work out like the movies? #2) again a respect issue.. as a friend, you stay out of your friends business by NOT adding any Info to the woman so he can yell at him. However, this does NOT include telling your friend How STUPID he is for getting into trouble/ cheating when she is not around. You may NOT like what he does,.. but you DON'T snitch out a friend, EVER! ....if he loses Rolldawg status, however,... Screw em! #11) See above. I saw a LOT of stuff that went down at Joecon.. that... will STAY at Joecon. Period. #16) Key word: REQUIRED you can buy one if you want to... but a simple "happy birthday" on his facebook page may suffice #23) you answered your own comment on that one.... #24) EVER!!!! Its HIS choice, not yours... meaning you say its a bad idea.... and never speak of it again. just because you made a million dollars dressing up as a drag queen in a movie... doesn't mean your friends won't FOREVER look at you funny afterward. Wesley Snipes may be known as Blade and Nino brown.. but NOBODY forgets Noxema: #61) nobody counts their drinks during a drinking contest... you just drink until the OTHER guy falls,.. then you stop drinking... #68) ...... You can say ARRRGH! AAAAHHHHH!, Oh Crap! This F****** Hurts! or Holy S*****, but NEVER, "Ouch".
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05-27-2010, 06:20 PM | #124 |
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I object, that's called foreplay. |
05-27-2010, 06:22 PM | #125 |
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05-27-2010, 06:26 PM | #126 |
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05-27-2010, 06:29 PM | #127 |
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There are times it is acceptable to say "Ouch". For instance, you have just been shot, you have crashed your motorcycle in an epic way or been blown up in an explosion.
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05-27-2010, 06:32 PM | #128 |
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05-27-2010, 06:36 PM | #129 |
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05-27-2010, 08:30 PM | #130 |
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#1) Its a respect thing. no disrespecting of your friend's sister, they should be treated like YOUR OWN SISTER... unless marrige is on the table.
#2) again a respect issue.. as a friend, you stay out of your friends business by NOT adding any Info to the woman so he can yell at him. However, this does NOT include telling your friend How STUPID he is for getting into trouble/ cheating when she is not around. You may NOT like what he does,.. but you DON'T snitch out a friend, EVER! ....if he loses Rolldawg status, however,... Screw em! #11) See above. I saw a LOT of stuff that went down at Joecon.. that... will STAY at Joecon. Period. #16) Key word: REQUIRED you can buy one if you want to... but a simple "happy birthday" on his facebook page may suffice #23) you answered your own comment on that one.... #24) EVER!!!! Its HIS choice, not yours... meaning you say its a bad idea.... and never speak of it again. just because you made a million dollars dressing up as a drag queen in a movie... doesn't mean your friends won't FOREVER look at you funny afterward. Wesley Snipes may be known as Blade and Nino brown.. but NOBODY forgets Noxema: #61) nobody counts their drinks during a drinking contest... you just drink until the OTHER guy falls,.. then you stop drinking... #68) ...... You can say ARRRGH! AAAAHHHHH!, Oh Crap! This F****** Hurts! or Holy S*****, but NEVER, "Ouch". And the cheating guy. I should elaborate. We worked with his wife. There would be things like this on a Tuesday morning. "How was the game?" One of us "What game?" She walks away and then he is angry because we were supposed to figure out on our own that he lied to his wife and said he was out with us. Guy wants to cheat on his wife. Hey - that's on him. But he should lose his man card if he even thinks his buddies owe it to him to cover it up for him. Especially without forewarning. Especially when they work with his wife. It is like slapping her in the face. We have an understanding with him now. Whatever he does we do not want to know and we refuse to lie for him. As far as drink counting - you never did a 100 shots of beer contest? You never played Man v Food: Alcohol Edition? As far as the Speedo. Hey, I had a talent. I could swim very, very fast back in the day. |
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