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View Poll Results: Who has the worse luck? | |||
Snake-Eyes | 2 | 22.22% | |
Jack Bauer | 7 | 77.78% | |
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05-25-2010, 10:54 AM | #1 |
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Who has worse luck? Snake-Eyes or Jack Bauer?
Snake-Eyes 1) Family killed in car accident 2) Adopted family, The Arashikage, detroyed by an assasins arrow meant for him 3) Face disfigured and voice-box destryed in a helicopter crash 4) Upper body burned in a warehouse fire set by Dr.Venom 5) Face burned again by a pot of hot coals thrown on him. 6) Subjugated to the Brainwave scanner several times. 7) Forced to stab his love, Scarlett to maintain her cover 8) Forced to fight his best friend, Storm Shadow, on several occasions 9) Been shot, stabbed, and beat several times 10) Thought his love, Scarlett, was dying due to being shot in the head by The Baroness 11) Thought his best friend, Storm Shadow, was dead due to being shot in the chest by the Baroness Jack Bauer 1) Wife, Teri, killed by Nina Myers, a double agent who he had an affair 2) Had a heroine addiction to maintain his cover with a Mexican drug lord 3) Tortured by the Chinese for two years 4) Lost girlfriend, Audrey Raines, after she entered a catonic state after being tortured by the Chinese 5) Father and brother were criminals 6) Forced to shoot and arrest his best friend, Tony Almeida 7) Lost girlfriend, Rene Walker, after she was assasinated by a Russian sniper 8) Suffered emotional distress over all the questionable acts he's had to commit to do his job 9) Been shot, stabbed, and beat several times 10) Most of his coworkers/friends have been killed in the line of duty 11) Forced to flee the country he loves Edit:12) Has a strained relationship with his daughter Both men have had to go through a lot. I've probably left out some things on both sides, but who do you think has had the worse luck? Snake-Eyes or Jack Bauer?
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05-25-2010, 10:57 AM | #2 |
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Don't forget what Bauer has had to go thru with his daughter as well.
Bauer.
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05-25-2010, 10:59 AM | #3 |
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Jack Bauer is a pussy compared to SE, and I don't considered 24 as canon.
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05-25-2010, 12:25 PM | #4 |
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05-25-2010, 01:14 PM | #5 |
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I think aside from Snake-Eyes being physically disfigured, Jack Bauer has had more emotional distress.
But then you can argure that Jack can still at least attract a woman, but then again, despite SE's disfigurement he still has Scarlett.
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05-25-2010, 01:20 PM | #6 |
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while snakey had a rough life buaer is just a hair more relatable to the common folk so im goin' wioth bauer... (plus i think Keifer is a cool actor)
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