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05-20-2010, 07:57 PM | #11 |
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I was working as a garbage man one summer and I saw some pretty gross stuff, but by far the grossest thing to happen to me was that someone threw away a half full bottle of grape soda, adn so when I started the crusher on the garbage truck it exploded in my face, filling my mouth with garbage and grape soda. It hit me with such force that it went in my mouth and squirted out my nose. that was terrible.
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05-20-2010, 08:00 PM | #12 |
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Im a mailman and one day I found a hot pink, vibrating Gspot finder on the side of the road. Used of course. Gross and a bit comical. And on Sunday I took a trip to LA for a couple of days and as I was in my rental car on the freeway I up to a lot of traffic with the 3 right lanes blocked off. No accident just a lot of police cars and empty freeway. I looked over in the right lane and saw a nude dead woman laying face down. I found out that the first 911 call to report her was at 5:40 am and I drove by at 1 pm. A person always slows down in traffic to see if you can see something but trust me this is not what you want to see. Very disturbing ! Found out that she had been murdered and dumped.
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05-20-2010, 08:01 PM | #13 |
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it rhymes with "new squirrels, done up".
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05-20-2010, 08:19 PM | #14 |
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I used to work maintenance for an Easy 8 motel and every month or two this guy would check in, dress up like a woman and have sex with some vegetables (huge squash). The cleaning ladies would always call me to clean up. I would find wigs, condoms, porn, and his squash. I always found it funny.
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05-20-2010, 09:31 PM | #15 |
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Location: Lancaster, PA
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a spatula that had spaghetti sauce on it that was left out. The fungus that grew on it made it look like a shrunken head. That is the most recent. It really freaked me out.
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05-20-2010, 10:19 PM | #16 |
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Not likely to compare with some of these stories, but...
Three summers from high school into college I worked at a local county park. Basically my job was to collect the garbage from our picnic pavilions and do general maintenance..but garbage was the big job. You can't imagine the smell of an 80 lb garbage can overstuffed with crab shells, Natty Boh cans, half-eaten hamburgers and potato salad that's been stewing in the August heat and humidity of the mid-Atlantic. Most particularly disgusting moment was one day, working with my older brother, people had overstuffed one of the smaller cans full of the usual crab shells, beer cans, etc. As he was lifting the bag out, a crab shell tore the side of it open and a warm distillate of cheap beer (Natty Boh, a Baltimore area favorite) and all the other crap just sprayed all over him. We had some kind of family party to attend that night. He showered three times. When we walked in to the party, my uncle, a Baltimore boy born and bred to whom Natty Boh was like mother's milk, sniffed in the air, looked at us and said, "You boys been drinking Natty Boh?"
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05-20-2010, 10:22 PM | #17 |
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Given the request to keep it PG-13 I unfortuantley can not detail what i saw...too bad :(
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05-20-2010, 11:05 PM | #18 |
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anyone else?
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05-20-2010, 11:17 PM | #19 |
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I was working as a garbage man one summer and I saw some pretty gross stuff, but by far the grossest thing to happen to me was that someone threw away a half full bottle of grape soda, adn so when I started the crusher on the garbage truck it exploded in my face, filling my mouth with garbage and grape soda. It hit me with such force that it went in my mouth and squirted out my nose. that was terrible.
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05-21-2010, 12:01 AM | #20 |
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I work in medicine, but I'll keep it limited to minor trauma.
A few years ago this guy comes into my urgent care after hours clinic with a complaint of a splinter in his right arm. He tells me the splinter got in there 1 month ago when he was cutting down a tree with a chain saw and the tree fell back and hit him. He went into a local ER for treatment and he says they cleaned the wound up and dressed it after telling him it's free of foreign objects. Yeah, sure. Anywho, I can feel the end of a wood fragment poking back from under his skin in the antecubital space (front of the elbow). The site is swollen,red and hot (infected). I prep the site, do a local, make an incision and grab the end of the "splinter" with a hemostat and start extracting it. I continue extracting it, slowly because there are some nerves and vessels in the area I don't want to tear. I'm stll extracting it after a minute or so. Finally, I pull out a 3" plus long and at least 1/4" wide fragment of wood. Then, all this hot pus erupts from the site like a volcano behind it. It's hard to describe the look of relief on the guy's face. I think he wanted to hug and kiss me.
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