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05-07-2010, 05:28 AM | #1 |
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So my fiancée had her own drunkcon tonight. She threw up in the bed. Damn 2-4-1s! She's at the sink washing out her mouth while I'm on the tank...should I offer to hold her hair?
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05-07-2010, 05:32 AM | #2 |
Night Force
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Not if she puked in the bed. If she makes a run for it and hits floor, sink, tub, toilet, or anything else then you help her. But the Bed. Damn, that sucks.
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05-07-2010, 05:32 AM | #3 |
IRON GRENADIER
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and take the chance of getting puke on yourself..... I think not.
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05-07-2010, 05:35 AM | #4 |
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I went and got a trash nag which she refursed to use while she pikes into the wire mesh waste-paper-basket.
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05-07-2010, 05:41 AM | #5 |
Night Force
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I always go for a walk when I get to feeling that way. The great outdoors is a wonderful place to share your partially digested consumption. And cool thick grass with dew on it is a nice place to sleep in afterwards.
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05-07-2010, 07:17 AM | #6 |
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The last time my ex-wife and I got tuned up (she more than I b/c I was the DD) we got home and she was a wreck. Now you'd have to know my ex old lady to know she was a really, REALLY mean, OBNOXIOUS drunk (and that was one of her good qualities! Hahah!).
Anywho, we make it home and she gets undressed and decides she's got to take a squirt, well first she makes a b-line for the walk in closet and I'm like "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh no you don't!" and aim her at the can. Ok, problem solved. Now she goes, "I'm going to get sick" , so she flushes (thank God) hops off and flips around w/ arms and legs wrapped around the bowl, butt arse neckid', wish I had had a camera on me. Somewhere in the midst of all this she grabbed her tooth brush, and I'm like WTF are you doing w/ that? She goes, "I'm going to stick it down my throat so I can puke!" Oh no you're not, and I snatch it out of her hand so she does not hurt her self and I don't wind up in the ER w/ a drunk! Now I'm pissed! So I take the toothbrush (and I am getting to the point here) and throw it in the sink, I turn around and I sh*t you not, she's got the handle end of the friggin' toilet plunger in her MOUTH! I swear to God I almost let her do it, had I known we were going to go our separate was not too soon after that I probably would have let her! So see Ruckus, you ain't the only one w/ and old lady who's a wreck after you poor a little liquor in her! Hahah, J/K BTW........my new GF, she's IRISH! Hahahahahahahahaha!
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05-07-2010, 07:28 AM | #7 |
yeah......
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no, she won't remember either way....
just say you did tomorrow! |
05-07-2010, 08:44 AM | #8 |
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She's your woman! Of course, you won't like buying tampons for her, but you should hold her hair while she cleans up from a Family Guy scene parody.
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05-07-2010, 09:09 AM | #9 |
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eh, if youre going to live with someone you inherit all of their problems along with them so i say yes help her out.
at least she didnt spend all of your rent money on liqour and get you evicted... =] |
05-07-2010, 10:42 AM | #10 |
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Oh man.. esg, you have me cracken up man! Listening to the stories i'm kind of glad my wife doesn't drink, I just can't deal with projectile vomit!
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