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05-07-2010, 10:43 AM | #11 |
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I think you should initiate sex.
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05-07-2010, 10:59 AM | #12 |
Feck Off, Squirrels...
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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05-07-2010, 11:00 AM | #13 |
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She made her bed.....
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05-07-2010, 11:08 AM | #14 |
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The last time my ex-wife and I got tuned up (she more than I b/c I was the DD) we got home and she was a wreck. Now you'd have to know my ex old lady to know she was a really, REALLY mean, OBNOXIOUS drunk (and that was one of her good qualities! Hahah!).
Anywho, we make it home and she gets undressed and decides she's got to take a squirt, well first she makes a b-line for the walk in closet and I'm like "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh no you don't!" and aim her at the can. Ok, problem solved. Now she goes, "I'm going to get sick" , so she flushes (thank God) hops off and flips around w/ arms and legs wrapped around the bowl, butt arse neckid', wish I had had a camera on me. Somewhere in the midst of all this she grabbed her tooth brush, and I'm like WTF are you doing w/ that? She goes, "I'm going to stick it down my throat so I can puke!" Oh no you're not, and I snatch it out of her hand so she does not hurt her self and I don't wind up in the ER w/ a drunk! Now I'm pissed! So I take the toothbrush (and I am getting to the point here) and throw it in the sink, I turn around and I sh*t you not, she's got the handle end of the friggin' toilet plunger in her MOUTH! I swear to God I almost let her do it, had I known we were going to go our separate was not too soon after that I probably would have let her! So see Ruckus, you ain't the only one w/ and old lady who's a wreck after you poor a little liquor in her! Hahah, J/K BTW........my new GF, she's IRISH! Hahahahahahahahaha! "Quick hon! I want to throw up and i need something shoved down my throat!!!" I'll be ready... |
05-07-2010, 11:18 AM | #15 |
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LoL my husband bought me tampons once lol of course i had just delivered with our 2nd child lol. after that yea i couldnt get him to buy them anymore lol. anyways to get back on subject.... I think you should have helped her. Back when i would drink my significant other would always help me lol then again he did stick me in the shower with COLD water and FULLY clothed so yea
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05-07-2010, 11:24 AM | #16 |
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Well, she ended up puking on the comforter since she was vomiting into a mesh trash bin. I didn't know whether I should be with her or get a trash liner. She told me she was good, so I decided to try and prevent the mess. No matter, it was too late, this was a no-win situation. She was very apologetic which was unnecessary. I got a new comforter for her.
I can't complain, a couple weeks after we started dating, I got hammered a a house party and decided to smoke something. I passed out in her car and woke up needing to yack and couldn't find the window button and vomited spaghetti all over the inside of her car. Why she stayed with me after that, I'll never know. |
05-07-2010, 01:32 PM | #17 |
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This reminds me of a story - it was Christmas Eve, my girls was drinking white Cosmopolitians - they were white because they were basically straight shots of vodka. So at about 11PM I rescue her from the clutches of her Aunt's bathtub, where she had fallen and become entangled in the shower curtain.
I proceed to put her in my car and start to drive home, knowing better, I let her put on the heat. So once the heat cranked up she got the spins and I came to a screeching halt on I80 so she could puke what looked like a combination of bile and stomache acid onto the side of my car door. Very sexy. So i get her home, and she strips down naked, runs up the steps and jumps into bed, the spins continued because she is then hanging out of the side of the bed with her head in a trashcan. As much of a sick bastard as I am, she isn't looking particularly sexy at this point. When she finally rights herself she slaps me across the face and screams " You aren't making the room stop - it's spinning and it's YOUR fault." I laught, and she gets pissed and heads to the guest room wrapped in a sheet, and props herself in the corner of the love seat and passes out. I checked on her once, then return to the king sized bed. At about 6AM she returns to the bed and cuddles up next to me. I writhe in disgust as I can still remember what is clinging to the side of my car. Drunk chicks are the best, but sloppy drunks are crazy. |
05-07-2010, 01:36 PM | #18 |
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05-07-2010, 01:38 PM | #19 |
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Yeah we forgot that, so did you still hit it or what?
J/K
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05-07-2010, 01:38 PM | #20 |
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Well, she ended up puking on the comforter since she was vomiting into a mesh trash bin. I didn't know whether I should be with her or get a trash liner. She told me she was good, so I decided to try and prevent the mess. No matter, it was too late, this was a no-win situation. She was very apologetic which was unnecessary. I got a new comforter for her.
I can't complain, a couple weeks after we started dating, I got hammered a a house party and decided to smoke something. I passed out in her car and woke up needing to yack and couldn't find the window button and vomited spaghetti all over the inside of her car. Why she stayed with me after that, I'll never know. I'd say you two are squared up now. J/K
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