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02-14-2012, 10:25 PM | #141 |
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goes to the heart. I also think Cyanide is another form of good revenge... COOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAA!
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02-14-2012, 10:50 PM | #142 |
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Well, the old man is CONSTANTLY giving me advice. Occasionally there's a good one!
I swear to God, every time we get together he has to give me life advice because (according to him): 1. I'm going to lose my job. 2. I'm going to go to jail. 3. I'm going to knock some chick up, then she will screw me for child support and not let me see the kid. 4. I'm going to die. .....or some combination of those four. I'm being 100% serious here! This is a typical day hanging out with my father. Last edited by Cobra Terrorist; 02-14-2012 at 10:56 PM.. |
02-15-2012, 05:58 PM | #143 |
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Well, the old man is CONSTANTLY giving me advice. Occasionally there's a good one!
I swear to God, every time we get together he has to give me life advice because (according to him): 1. I'm going to lose my job. 2. I'm going to go to jail. 3. I'm going to knock some chick up, then she will screw me for child support and not let me see the kid. 4. I'm going to die. .....or some combination of those four. I'm being 100% serious here! This is a typical day hanging out with my father. My dad hit me up with the knocked up comment a while ago. I have one of those proper mental stalker ex girlfriends, and my dad basically said be careful, she'll wait until I'm drunk and then f### me, get pregnant and I'll never be rid of her. Kinda wierd, as my dad is proper old school english and we've never discussed sex in any way. Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda wierd... His number one question for me is 'where do you see yourself in five years?' Really takes the joy outta the beer you're drinkin'... |
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