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GET OUT OF THERE! | 3 | 25.00% | |
Stay and Fight! | 3 | 25.00% | |
Set the Warp Core to Blow, and get to an escape pod. | 6 | 50.00% | |
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03-09-2010, 12:09 AM | #1 |
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[Was thinking about that Jason Movie I think Jason X and had this brainstorm for an idea]
Well your day just got really crappy,having one of those long days working at your station and barely getting anything to eat. The Small Starfleet Science Vessel you're on has recovered a Corpse from deep space that's been there for a really long time. Due to the stupidity of one of the Science Team Members, the corpse was revitalized with Borg Nanoprobes. To the Science Team's Horror they realize it's Jason Vorhees! They of course are the first to die when he slashes them with his old rusted Machete. So now there's a Psychotic Murder who's invincible wandering the ship,slaughtering people. The captain's ordered a Lockdown, and sending all but security personel, who are getting slaughtered left and right blood splattering all over the walls and screams echoing down the corridors. You're armed to the Teeth, a bunch of your buddies are gung ho and ready to take the fight to this psycho. Course the other Security teams have all been slaughtered. People are freaking out, Jason has also reached the Bridge and has slaughtered the Bridge Crew there and the Captain who got his head cleaved right off. So there's no one left to issue an Evacuation order, and people are being slaughtered in their quarters. So What are you gonna do? Stay and try to fight Jason with your buddies when you know you're probably gonna die. GET THE HECK OUT OF THERE, Jump in a Shuttle and run like heck, however Jason is prowling the Corridors and you don't want to run into him by yourself. Think about blowing up the ship, and get to an escape pod before the Warp Core blows.
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03-09-2010, 12:13 AM | #2 |
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Internal sensors and teleporters are down?
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03-09-2010, 12:13 AM | #3 |
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Lock him in a continuous looping holodeck story where he keeps thinking he's killing people.
Well he's stuck there, right the warp core to blow. Get the hell outa dodge.
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03-09-2010, 12:14 AM | #4 |
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Pretty much Jason slashing and hacking everyone and anything [such as consoles and such causing a crap ton of damage] plus during all the firefights and desperate red shirts freaking out they use grenades and so fourth and damage a whole lot more stuff.
After all Starfleet Training doesn't cover facing Jason Vorhees.
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03-09-2010, 12:22 AM | #5 |
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Jason only goes after someone when they are getting nookie. Since it's my gal's monthly time - I'm safe. Notice how in Jason X, the guy that survives is the one who was attempting to make a robo-sex doll. He lives cuz doing it w/ a robot doesn't count; meanwhile the teacher who was getting it on w/ the student dies since even if there was no nudity involved the prof was still getting play rather than in effect giving himself a low five.
Bonus geek trivia: Jason X featured both Ronnie (the female lead) and Capt. Beka Valentine (the robot) from the Rodenberry inspried sci-fi program Andromeda, that also featured Kevin Sorbo. Gotta love Herc. |
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03-09-2010, 12:26 AM | #6 |
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This Jason is bloodthirsty and he doesn't care about Nookie....Just wants to KILL KILL KILL KILL....
and he's ready to Pretty much Hack and Slash through anything.....plus with borg nanoprobes inside him he's got Energy Shields...his Killing Mentality has overidden the Borg Programming....so he's working on pure Killing Instinct. If you're cornered by him in the corridor you might have enough time just to Scream before he slashes your head off.
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03-09-2010, 12:27 AM | #7 |
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Holodeck...
Looping program...
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03-09-2010, 12:28 AM | #8 |
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Eventually He'd hack the Hologrid to pieces.....then bust out and kill anyone that's still around.
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03-09-2010, 12:32 AM | #9 |
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I've been a fan long enough to know that you cant beat him. You cant beat regular Jason...you think your gonna beat Robo-Jason's space ass??....
Knowing that he's gonna kill me anyway....I would hope to get him angry enough to be 1st and make it quick. I'd probably say something along the lines of this: "Jason!!..The reason you drowned is because me and your mama were watching Halloween and having sex on the couch...my bad!" |
03-09-2010, 12:35 AM | #10 |
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So you'd face him straight up and say that to his face while he growls at you and just either impales you,then slashes you in half from the point where he impales you[an upward thrust so to speak and your buddies would freak out, and unload all their weapons at him and still won't kill him and he'd just chuckle and slaughter em]
I'd just make sure I got to an escape pod, after setting the ship to blow.....and hope he don't jump on the Pod and causes it to blow up....or worse...is waiting inside the pod for me and slashes my head off and the ship STILL blows up.
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