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02-28-2010, 06:19 PM | #1 |
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Many of my best (only) college stories start with the words "So I was wasted one night...."
This is the thread for looking back at all those time you were drinking too much and got into trouble or just barely avoiding being arrested by the Federales. Those nights where you went to bed with a 10 and woke up with a 2. The nights where you were so drunk that the cops felt sorry for you and left you off with a warning and mild tasering. You know, those nights where you really did know better but did it anyway. ______ I was a sophomore in college and had already racked up 3 underage drinking charges in my short tenure living in the dorms. So my friends and I go to an off campus party one night and one of my friends who is not drinking is driving my beat up Jeep. So I proceed to drink roughly a 1/2 case of Bud Ice ( I didn't particularly like the beer but it had a penguin on the lid and it was ICE so it rocked you hard). On the way back from the party the cops spy my Jeep crossing over the middle line and promptly pull us over. I'm a happy drunk at this point and time and in the passenger seat just laughing my ass off - my friend however, didn't tell me that instead of drinking he was going to rip bong hits until he was retarded. So the cops ask for my registration, while reaching into my glove box I forget that I have a BB gun in there, and it looks exactly like a Glock. The toy pistol falls out of my glove box and between my feet - in one move I kick it straight back under my seat hoping the cop didn't see it. Good plan, until the pistol clinks off the two bottles of Bud Ice I had stashed under the seat for later. So the cops pull us both out of the car and they give me a breathalizer - which I immediately fail. However, as I am standing there three more state trooper cars pull up and surround my car. The cop processing me gets all serious and ask "Son, do you have a gun in that car, I am only going to ask you once" I tell him that the gun is a BB gun and that I forgot that it was in there. He tells another cop to search my car. So as I am sitting on the hood of the cop car in cuffs the cops remove the gun from my car, along with the two bottles of Bud Ice and a 6 inch deer skinning knife I forgot I had in the back of the seat. What is even more wild is that when the confirmed the gun was an unloaded BB gun the cops put it back under my seat along with the two bottles of Bud Ice. My buddy somehow gets left to drive me and my car home and I actually never got charged with anything for that underage drinking charge. |
02-28-2010, 06:19 PM | #2 |
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and the bartender says why the long face! HEYOOOOO
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02-28-2010, 06:25 PM | #3 |
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Hisstanker walks into a bar....
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02-28-2010, 06:27 PM | #4 |
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Hisstanker walks into a bar....
why dont you have more than 30 bottles of Budweiser?!?! DAMN YOU LANDLORD!!!!!! I NEED AT LEAST 50,25 TO DRINK AND 25 TO KEEP MINT AND BOTTLED UP!!!
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02-28-2010, 06:28 PM | #5 |
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02-28-2010, 06:31 PM | #6 |
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Honestly, out of all the nights that things COULD have gone terribly wrong where the cops are concerned they never did. I count my self extremely lucky on that one.
But I have a funny story where I wasn't drunk or anything with the cops. My car was wrecked at the time and I had a friend come pick me up for our weekly DND Gaming session. His pick up truck had a headlight out, which I kept telling him to fix it. It was really late because we are such nerds our gaming sessions would go to midnight or later. We stopped at a 7-11 about two miles before my house to get a drink, as in he got a soda and I got a Sobe drink. Well sure enough the cop sees his headlight out and pulls us over. He tries to turn down a side road first but the cop follows and turns on the lights. He pulls over, the cop comes up, or actually one on either side of the truck comes up with their flashlights blaring in our faces. The one on his side asks to see his DL and Registration. The one on my side asks to see my DL too. So I give it to him. He asks me if my SOBE is an alcoholic beverage I say no sir, but he asks to inspect it, so I hand it to him and he sniffs it, then hands it back to me.. LOL *it said SOBE on the damn bottle* So I had my bag of DND Dice sitting on the dashboard of his truck in a brown paper bag. The cop kept shinning his light on it, I know what he was thinking too. LOL But everything checked out and they let us go. I was just waiting for him to look in the bag of dice though so I could get a really good laugh. They thought they had caught some hard core dudes but it was just a couple of NERDS LOL. They just told him to get his headlight fixed.
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02-28-2010, 06:36 PM | #7 |
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I am still waiting for the day i get busted by the MP's from Stripes... 13 years in the Military and it never happened...
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02-28-2010, 06:37 PM | #8 |
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The bartender says, "The gay bar is on the other side of town"
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02-28-2010, 06:43 PM | #9 |
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two subatomic particles walk into a bar...one says to the other "I think I lost an electron"...
the other says "are you sure?" he replies "yeah I'm positive" A neutron walks into a bar and the bartender says..."no charge" |
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