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12-17-2009, 02:44 PM | #101 |
Crimson Guard
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Cobradelphia
Posts: 1,811
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A regift!
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Link to my Buy/Sell/Trade thread: (HUGE COLLECTION ON SALE CHEAP!! EVERYTHING MUST GO!!) http://www.hisstank.com/forum/g-i-jo...ale-trade.html Here is a link to my feedback thread: http://www.hisstank.com/forum/buy-se...tml#post522578 |
12-17-2009, 02:51 PM | #102 |
Banned
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Liverpool, Pennsylvania
Posts: 12,546
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More presents that made my Christmas just friggin merry.
A couple of years ago I was dating this girl who came from some serious money. Her parents owned a bunch of manufacturing plants and this girl was hot but completely spoiled rotten. She was all into the trendy clothing and jewelry and liked to dress like the retarded soriety sister she was. So she just gets me a ton of clothes from the stores that she likes- and that I have never set foot in: Abercrombie, Hollister, PAC-Sun and the like. So I open this shit up on Christmas morning and am a little disappointed because I am pretty easy to buy for, get me a G.I. Joe toy and I am thrilled all year - and this just want's it. To add insult to injury, I go 6'1" 215 pounds, former Air Force and fairly athletic so clothing from Abercrombie a fitch, which is made for skinny frat boy scumbags tends not to fit that well. The first shirt I tried on pulled so tight across my chest that I popped two button off of it. A sweater she bought was so tight in the arms that I looked like a summer sausage stuffed into a casing and the pants she had were so tight in the crotch that I felt the boys slowly suffocating. She insisted that I wore these abominations to her parents that night for Christmas - which was very uncomfortable until I reached over the table to get the gravy boat and ripped through the cheap ass pants that I was wearing. Hope grandma liked the color of my Christmas boxers that day. |
12-17-2009, 02:57 PM | #103 |
Hellstomper
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: mountains of TN
Posts: 804
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Anybody ever get those boxes of candy that have like 1 good piece and the rest is crap? Old people tend to give them and expect you to be elated over it. News flash old people, the 1930s are over and candy is not a rare commodity.
The best present though for me has got to be new tattoos. Nothing like having your artist call and say "Hey man, your old lady just dropped off a wad of cash when you want to come in and get some work?" |
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