[sbartek1974]

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Originally Posted by Ford

Florida Man November 9 (11/9)

An incident in Florida proves that giving false information to police is a costly decision.

A man found himself with an obstruction charge and fined $500 after he gave the name ?Ben Dover? when asked by police for his identity.

The case started when officers tried to remove him from a park, but it escalated quickly as he refused their orders and then flashed them the m***********r before running away.

When caught, he pleaded no contest to the charges and was ordered by the judge to pay a fine of five-hundred dollars.

The same Ben Dover that was sharing a cell with Fletch? Lol

[Sataninjaku]

4/27

A Florida man was arrested after witnesses told police they saw him kicking two swans while practicing karate at Orlando's Lake Eola.

Authorities arrested and charged Rocco Mantella Thursday for cruelty to animals.

Witnesses told the Orlando Police Department Mantella kicked two swans in the head so hard they fell to the ground.

Before assaulting the animals, the witness said Mantella practiced his kicks before kicking it "as hard as possible."

Another witness said she saw Mantella purposely leave the walkway of the park to go after a swan.

She told authorities Mantella laughed when he saw her reaction to what he had done

[Sataninjaku]

...Beach, how often do you see this sorta shit?

[Ford]

To be fair, swans are complete bastards.

[Itchweed]

Birthday spanks coming soon!

[Sataninjaku]

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Originally Posted by Ford

To be fair, swans are complete bastards.

I know geese are pretty shitty, so I just keep my distance from any bird that's larger than my head.

[sbartek1974]

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Originally Posted by Itchweed

Birthday spanks coming soon!

Are they any different than the everyday spanks?

[sbartek1974]

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Originally Posted by Sataninjaku

I know geese are pretty shitty, so I just keep my distance from any bird that's larger than my head.

Especially chicken hawks. Those bastards are killing machines. A few years back I heard my neighbor screaming. I ran outside to her backyard and saw that a chicken hawk grabbed her Yorkie by the head and was trying to fly away with it. The only thing was, the Yorkie was on a leash and the other end of the leash was anchored to the ground. We had to use a push broom to hit the hawk and get him to let go because the handle was long enough. Poor pup still has 3 holes in her head because of the ordeal.

[sbartek1974]

Looking through irs.gov and holy shit fuck!





So dealing drugs is considered a "self-employment activity"???

[Sataninjaku]

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Originally Posted by sbartek1974

Especially chicken hawks. Those bastards are killing machines. A few years back I heard my neighbor screaming. I ran outside to her backyard and saw that a chicken hawk grabbed her Yorkie by the head and was trying to fly away with it. The only thing was, the Yorkie was on a leash and the other end of the leash was anchored to the ground. We had to use a push broom to hit the hawk and get him to let go because the handle was long enough. Poor pup still has 3 holes in her head because of the ordeal.

I'm not sure if it was a chicken hawk or not, but I actually have a vague memory of my mom having to fight some sort of huge BoP away from me as a child. I think I was about 5, playing in the front yard (probably with Joes), and all of a sudden the front door burst open and my mom ran out with a broom screaming and swinging it at a big ass bird that I hadn't even noticed. Owls don't fuck around either. I saw one carry a cat off right in front of me 10 or so years back. I was still smoking weed back then and was a pretty lit, tripped me right the fuck out!

So yeah, I don't fuck around with birds.