[Duke19821994]

Dudes

[BeachheadMatt]

Welcome to the madness Slice!!

[ShadowNinja]

On the subject of cleansing a anus in the absence of finer things. A bath towel is the answer! A bath towel. None of this crazy rubbing ass on carpet and smelling of windex or even stealing other peoples reading material. Just use a bath towel to clean your orifice. The More You Know..........

[sbartek1974]

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Originally Posted by ShadowNinja

On the subject of cleansing a anus in the absence of finer things. A bath towel is the answer! A bath towel. None of this crazy rubbing ass on carpet and smelling of windex or even stealing other peoples reading material. Just use a bath towel to clean your orifice. The More You Know..........

So not a garden hose?

[ShadowNinja]

So many options and now your brains are working. No, this is too much work though.

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Originally Posted by sbartek1974

So not a garden hose?

[BeachheadMatt]

Just clean your ass in the shower....damn.

[ShadowNinja]

The pipes are broken though you could melt snow to get water to clean your bum. You might have do that to flush the toilet.

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Originally Posted by BeachheadMatt

Just clean your ass in the shower....damn.

[ShadowNinja]

Next Question!

You just defeated the bad guy. However during the fight your hand was nailed to the wall by the guy before your stabbed him in the eye with a icepick. You have at least 3 nails in your hand and one in your crotch. During the fight though an electrical short started a fire and now the house is burning to the ground. Do you rip your flesh away from the nails to escape or die in the house? Choose wisely.


Edit: Beach, Publix bag dudes are undercover for secret spy organizations. Never let your guard down.

[BeachheadMatt]

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Originally Posted by ShadowNinja

Next Question!

You just defeated the bag guy. However during the fight your hand was nailed to the wall by the guy before your stabbed him in the eye with a icepick. You have at least 3 nails in your hand and one in your crotch. During the fight though an electrical short started a fire and now the house is burning to the ground. Do you rip your flesh away from the nails to escape or die in the house? Choose wisely.

Bag guy? I mean, I do currently have beef with Publix, but.....

Anyway, yeah I'm ripping my flesh and getting the F out. I'm not burning up.

[Griff]

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Originally Posted by ShadowNinja

Next Question!

You just defeated the bad guy. However during the fight your hand was nailed to the wall by the guy before your stabbed him in the eye with a icepick. You have at least 3 nails in your hand and one in your crotch. During the fight though an electrical short started a fire and now the house is burning to the ground. Do you rip your flesh away from the nails to escape or die in the house? Choose wisely.


Edit: Beach, Publix bag dudes are undercover for secret spy organizations. Never let your guard down.

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Originally Posted by BeachheadMatt

Bag guy? I mean, I do currently have beef with Publix, but.....

Anyway, yeah I'm ripping my flesh and getting the F out. I'm not burning up.

Same.....though i will be taking heavy swigs of booze from the flask i keep in my pocket for when i remove the one in my groin. And im stomping on the bad guys sack on my way out.....just because. Shoot me in the nards with a nail gun i stomp ya balls!