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10-12-2019, 11:30 AM | #13921 |
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My worse shit experience didn't happen in the middle of nowhere, instead it was in Missouri City, Texas. I was an operator for the Texas Instruments plant. That morning I ate a healthy bowl of that Frosted Mini Wheats cereal. I was fine until I passed the gas station around the corner from my job. Then like a ton of brinks, whatever was in my intestines dropped straight down to my opening. My stomach did this crazy vibrating movement thing that has never happened before. I clinched my ass so tight, made a quick U turn while the light was red, and hauled ass back to the gas station because eventhough work was closer, I would still have to go through security and it would take longer. I made it to the gas station, parked my car, didn't even turn the car off or shut the door and ran straight into the store. I unbuckled and unzipped my pants as I was fast walking down the aisle. Once I made it to the one person restroom I was already dropping my pants and aimed my ass for the toilet before the restroom door closed. Then, BOOM!!!, an ass explosion! I didn't realize how bad it was until I stood up to look, I mean c'mon, who doesn't look? And that's when i saw it. My shit was literally sprayed up the wall and all over the toilet tub and handle. I was running late for work and didn't have very much time to clean it up so I know the store guy had to have been pissed!
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10-12-2019, 01:09 PM | #13922 |
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I had one of those at work once. All over the wall and floor. Someone went and stuck the plunger in the toilet and they had to have a pro cleaner come in and sanitize it. I stood there why they were cleaning it and I told the secretary that people have no class doing that.
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10-12-2019, 02:45 PM | #13923 |
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10-12-2019, 03:32 PM | #13925 |
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I’ll come skate with you sbartek.
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10-12-2019, 03:55 PM | #13926 |
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10-12-2019, 03:57 PM | #13927 |
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We can go to piggly wiggly and skate.
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10-12-2019, 04:48 PM | #13928 |
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Carls jr. has my favorite breakfast burritos.
We can go skating. Itch can lead the way.
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10-12-2019, 05:44 PM | #13929 |
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