[Rangeviper88]

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Originally Posted by sbartek1974

I was standing in the line at Walmart today to check out. A lady comes up next to me with a couple things in her hand and wraps her arm around my arm and just stands there. I'm like, "How are you doing? You okay?" She's says, "You're not my husband!" And I said, "No I'm not. And even though I'm enjoying this experience, I'm not buying your stuff for you." The guy behind me says, "I'm her husband." So she looked embarrassed and walks back to her husband. He tells her, "I'm not paying for your stuff either." And he laughs. Then the guy in front of me says, "I'll pay for your stuff." She walks up to him and hands him her things, pays for it, and then LEAVES WITH THE GUY!!! Her husband behind me just watches them walk out as I'm scanning my things. Then he puts his stuff down and chases after her. I'm like, WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED???

LoL

So I quickly read the story and thought to myself this had to be at a Wal-Mart.

I reread the story more carefully and yep it was at Wal-Mart.

I still need to share my story for you guys from a while back.

[kuh_rupht]

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Originally Posted by Itchweed

You should have chased them all down for an interview...

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Originally Posted by Rangeviper88

LoL

So I quickly read the story and thought to myself this had to be at a Wal-Mart.

I reread the story more carefully and yep it was at Wal-Mart.

I still need to share my story for you guys from a while back.

WTF? Hahahaha. It’s always Walmart. Sounds like you could have had yourself an early xxxmas present.

Can never get enough Walmart stories, let the craziness continue Range.

[Itchweed]

Happy holidays fellas. What’s up today boys?

[sbartek1974]

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Originally Posted by Itchweed

Happy holidays fellas. What’s up today boys?

Christmas shopping today

[Itchweed]

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Originally Posted by sbartek1974

Christmas shopping today

Get me some of those buttless chaps.

[Texviper]

Quote:

Originally Posted by sbartek1974

I was standing in the line at Walmart today to check out. A lady comes up next to me with a couple things in her hand and wraps her arm around my arm and just stands there. I'm like, "How are you doing? You okay?" She's says, "You're not my husband!" And I said, "No I'm not. And even though I'm enjoying this experience, I'm not buying your stuff for you." The guy behind me says, "I'm her husband." So she looked embarrassed and walks back to her husband. He tells her, "I'm not paying for your stuff either." And he laughs. Then the guy in front of me says, "I'll pay for your stuff." She walks up to him and hands him her things, pays for it, and then LEAVES WITH THE GUY!!! Her husband behind me just watches them walk out as I'm scanning my things. Then he puts his stuff down and chases after her. I'm like, WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED???

Sounds like the beginning story line of a porn! In the parking lot they all jumped into a window less van!

[sbartek1974]

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Originally Posted by Itchweed

Get me some of those buttless chaps.

I'm sending you a pic of my backside while I'm wearing the buttless chaps, so you can plan your attack.

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Originally Posted by Texviper

Sounds like the beginning story line of a porn! In the parking lot they all jumped into a window less van!

By the time checked out I didn't see them anywhere.

[Itchweed]

I’m here live with Brian at Bass Pro Shop. Brian is here looking for a camo shirt for his girlfriend. His girlfriend hates the outdoors but Brian hates shopping so she will take what she gets. Brian’s favorite fast food burger is the Big Mac. Brian’s favorite Joe is Outback. Brian hasn’t heard of the Tank or the Crew. He is however familiar with planking. He doesn’t watch YouTube videos but he says when they make a kill they plank on the tailgate holding its head to celebrate. Brian says shopping is for girls but he feels like Bass Pro makes him a man. He is an avid hunter and fisherman. When asked why he is dating a girl that hates what he likes he said he has a fine ass that she loves. I didn’t check to see if he was right but he’s like 5’8” 300 pounds so I doubt his statement. He asked why I had so many weird questions and I told him I was a reporter for The Late Night Crew on the Tank. He then said “ I bet a lot of people want to be interviewed”. I’m not so sure about that either. I asked where his girl was and he said shopping with her friends. He wasn’t invited and said they better not be going to the strip club. I asked if there are any male strip clubs around and he said he didn’t know, but the girls have gone to girl strip clubs before then she gets home and wants to make “sweet lovins”. So he’s afraid his girl likes girls and guys. I said Happy Holidays and good luck with the girl.

[Rangeviper88]

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/g-i-jo...ml#post5172951
^^^^

[sbartek1974]

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Originally Posted by Itchweed

I’m here live with Brian at Bass Pro Shop. Brian is here looking for a camo shirt for his girlfriend. His girlfriend hates the outdoors but Brian hates shopping so she will take what she gets. Brian’s favorite fast food burger is the Big Mac. Brian’s favorite Joe is Outback. Brian hasn’t heard of the Tank or the Crew. He is however familiar with planking. He doesn’t watch YouTube videos but he says when they make a kill they plank on the tailgate holding its head to celebrate. Brian says shopping is for girls but he feels like Bass Pro makes him a man. He is an avid hunter and fisherman. When asked why he is dating a girl that hates what he likes he said he has a fine ass that she loves. I didn’t check to see if he was right but he’s like 5’8” 300 pounds so I doubt his statement. He asked why I had so many weird questions and I told him I was a reporter for The Late Night Crew on the Tank. He then said “ I bet a lot of people want to be interviewed”. I’m not so sure about that either. I asked where his girl was and he said shopping with her friends. He wasn’t invited and said they better not be going to the strip club. I asked if there are any male strip clubs around and he said he didn’t know, but the girls have gone to girl strip clubs before then she gets home and wants to make “sweet lovins”. So he’s afraid his girl likes girls and guys. I said Happy Holidays and good luck with the girl.

Ain't nothing wrong with a girl liking girls, just as long as the guy can join in.