|
Community Links |
Social Groups |
Pictures & Albums |
Members List |
Search Forums |
Advanced Search |
Go to Page... |
|
Thread Tools |
05-22-2013, 06:23 PM | #1 |
Jr. Chaplain
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 1,559
|
I can't be the only one who likes a good clean joke every now and then.
How do you get a kleenex to dance? … Put a little boogey in it. Okay, okay, I'll try a good one. At a University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to the University of Virginia and party with some friends there. They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back home until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it. They explained that they had gone to Virginia for the weekend with the plan to come back in time to study, but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. As a result, they missed the final. The professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem, worth five points. It was something simple about free radical formation. "Cool," they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room, "this is going to be easy." Each finished the problem and then turned the page. On the second page was written: (For 95 points): Which tire?
__________________
Lead me to the cross Where Your love poured out Bring me to my knees Lord I lay me down Rid me of myself I belong to You Lead me, lead me to the cross -Chris and Conrad Looking for G.I. Joe graphic novels from all eras. BST http://www.hisstank.com/forum/g-i-jo...-ndbs-bst.html Feedback http://www.hisstank.com/forum/buy-se...ml#post3291369 |
05-22-2013, 06:39 PM | #2 |
Retired Toy Hunter
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Burbank, Ca.
Posts: 12,048
|
That's a good one.
__________________
Jinx723's Feedback | Jinx723's BST He who dies with the most toys... is still dead |
05-22-2013, 06:56 PM | #3 |
Gunslinger
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: MidWorld
Posts: 38,081
|
Genius!
__________________
FS/FT: Planet Grn Valley, Eagle Force Action Force http://www.hisstank.com/forum/g-i-jo...sell-list.html |
05-22-2013, 07:06 PM | #4 |
Jr. Chaplain
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 1,559
|
They don't have to be original. Neither of mine were. lol
__________________
Lead me to the cross Where Your love poured out Bring me to my knees Lord I lay me down Rid me of myself I belong to You Lead me, lead me to the cross -Chris and Conrad Looking for G.I. Joe graphic novels from all eras. BST http://www.hisstank.com/forum/g-i-jo...-ndbs-bst.html Feedback http://www.hisstank.com/forum/buy-se...ml#post3291369 |
05-22-2013, 07:29 PM | #5 |
Cobra Viper
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Downey, Ca
Posts: 412
|
Hilarious! Will be telling it all day now!
Sam walks into his boss’s office. “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to respectfully ask for a raise.” After a few minutes of haggling the boss finally agrees to a 5% raise, and Sam happily gets up to leave. ”By the way”, asks the boss as Sam is getting up, “which three companies are after you?” “The electric company, water company, and phone company”, Sam replied. That's me all day!
__________________
Another perfect use of the Roadblock mold. We're getting as bad as Hasbro about reusing molds lately!! davisT78 tells it like it is. BST: http://www.hisstank.com/forum/g-i-jo...ml#post4306869 BST Feedback: http://www.hisstank.com/forum/buy-se...t-reviews.html |
05-22-2013, 07:37 PM | #6 |
Opperative
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Kansas
Posts: 374
|
OK, did you know you can tell how deep a pond is by the sound of the frogs that live in it?
Deeper water allows for larger frogs, so in shallow ponds the little frogs all say "Knee-deep, Knee-deep" while in deep water the large frogs will say "Go-'round, Go-'round." |
05-22-2013, 09:41 PM | #7 |
Jr. Chaplain
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 1,559
|
Okay the above jokes are win!
__________________
Lead me to the cross Where Your love poured out Bring me to my knees Lord I lay me down Rid me of myself I belong to You Lead me, lead me to the cross -Chris and Conrad Looking for G.I. Joe graphic novels from all eras. BST http://www.hisstank.com/forum/g-i-jo...-ndbs-bst.html Feedback http://www.hisstank.com/forum/buy-se...ml#post3291369 |
05-23-2013, 01:19 AM | #8 |
Hisstank.Com General
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Georgia
Posts: 14,837
|
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Cause it was dead. Here's a medical one: Do you know why you should never use Crisco as a sexual lubricant? Because it's a shortening.
__________________
Feedback Thread: http://www.hisstank.com/forum/buy-se...-feedback.html B/T Thread: http://www.hisstank.com/forum/g-i-jo...-b-t-list.html |
05-23-2013, 01:27 AM | #9 |
Broca Beach Realtor
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Broca Beach
Posts: 8,260
|
What is a polar bear's favorite food?
Iceburgers
__________________
"[Zarana] it's obvious by how many post[sic] you have... That you live a sheltered life...probably surrounded by your toys" |
05-23-2013, 04:34 AM | #10 |
Dustoff Pilot
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Ft. Rucker, AL (Army Helicopter Training Center)
Posts: 757
|
pig walks into a bar, orders 10 beers.
chugs each one, and gets up to leave, after paying for them. Bartender says, "Don't ya need to go to the john?" Pig laughs and replies, "Nah, I'm the one that goes 'wee, wee, wee,' all the way home."
__________________
Rest in Peace, Dad. |
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
Joke of the Day | STORMSHADOW2852 | G.I. Joe on Ebay | 0 | 09-27-2011 11:28 PM |
pickup lines/joke/ yo mama thread | Reymarkable | General Discussion | 53 | 06-17-2011 11:02 PM |
Joke Thread | sonofdestro | General Discussion | 25 | 02-11-2011 09:23 PM |
Tell a bad joke thread.... | The Conflict | General Discussion | 63 | 06-27-2009 06:31 PM |
This is a Joke Right??? | uwkid | G.I. Joe on Ebay | 12 | 02-15-2008 11:39 PM |
|
|
Recent Off Topic Threads |
Streets of Rage 4? by Jakks Pacific |
Hisstank Late Night thread... |
DarkLordMordred... |
Last Movie You Watched? |
What song are you listening to? |