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07-23-2013, 07:11 PM | #21 |
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Two super wealthy women were having lunch together.
The 1st woman says, “I can’t tell you how happy I’ve been lately now that my husband is the CEO of his company. Because he’s making so much money now, we’re going to be summering in Europe every year for the rest of our lives!” The 2nd woman replies with a smile “Oh how lovely for you.” The 1st woman continues, “Oh and did I tell you that our son was knighted by the Queen of England and is now engaged to a member of the royal family? The 2nd woman replies with a smile, “My goodness, how lovely for you.” The 1st woman continues, “Well, it’s not all great news, my Rolls Royce needs an oil change but I think that instead of putting up with that headache, my husband is going to buy me a new one.” The 2nd woman replies with a smile, “Gracious, how lovely for you.” The 1st woman continues, “I’m so sorry, here I am going on and on about myself. How are you? What have you been occupying yourself with these days?” The 2nd woman replies with a smile, “Well, I’ve been taking a Good Manners and Politeness Class.” The 1st woman asks, “My dear, why would someone like you need to take a class on good manners and politeness?” The 2nd woman replies with a smile, “Well, it helped me a great deal because whenever someone tells me something, I now reply with how lovely for you. I use to say, who gives a F*CK!!!!!”
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07-24-2013, 09:11 PM | #22 |
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No one told clean (okay...semi-clean) jokes better than the KING, Rodney Dangerfield.
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