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03-26-2009, 01:10 PM | #151 |
Opperative
Join Date: Feb 2009
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I don't know if I'm allowed to say this. I was a kid growing into a teenager. I was looking at my dad's playboy magazine. My dad busted me and had a talk. He said son...if you have sex with a woman without condom, look at a woman in an unusual way, and even touch a woman hair, your "thing" will fall off. Scared the crap outta me that I wouldn't touch a woman for years. Geeez..thanks dad for scaring the crap outta me for years!
Me and some friends of mine once convinced my little brother (?3rd/4th Grade?) that if he rubbed "Ben-Gay"(sp.) onto his "thingy" it'd make it grow bigger. I think he spent an hour in a cold shower trying to wash that s**t off. |
03-26-2009, 03:41 PM | #152 |
Hisstank lackey
Join Date: Nov 2008
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That is so messed up...but hilariously funny!!! I pulled my hammy once playing ball and rubbed some ben gay on my thigh but it winded up getting on my "decision maker" and I was screaming trying to wash it off...I was on my tippy toes trying to put it under the faucet...lol
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