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02-17-2009, 10:05 PM | #21 |
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This thread is awesome!!!!!!!
Jail Bait Vipers, lol.
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02-18-2009, 03:01 PM | #22 |
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Very dangerous indeed!
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02-18-2009, 03:10 PM | #23 |
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One of the oft forgotten sects of the M.I.L.F. Vipers are the 80's spandex wearing lasses known as "Camel Toe Vipers." Although we may stomach most of these CTVs, we must draw the line when faced with the dreaded "Moose Knuckle Viper." Never a pretty sight.
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02-18-2009, 03:23 PM | #24 |
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I am currently troop building Cougar-Vipers.
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02-18-2009, 03:37 PM | #25 |
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The worst Viper of all would have to be the Psycho Viper. This is the viper who gains your confidence and lulls you into a false sense of security. Then one night you wake up to see her hovering over you holding a knife with her hair sticking out like she's just stuck her finger in a power socket and yelling, "How many times do I have to tell you to put the seat down?"
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02-18-2009, 03:39 PM | #26 |
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Expensive, isn't it?
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02-18-2009, 03:51 PM | #27 |
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I army build MILF Vipers.
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02-18-2009, 03:55 PM | #28 |
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There are also a secretive group called the Night-housewife. They are only dangerous to those who think they have their loyalty. When their leader has their back turned or is asleep they will have no problem "expressing their gratitude" to the other side. They can easily be found by starting a conversation and watching to see if they hide their hand. Most carry a large rock for monitoring but the device can easily be countered by covering it or leaving it in their vehicle. These can be dangerous if their leader finds out and figures where you live.
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02-18-2009, 04:05 PM | #29 |
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One must not forget about the dastardly Coyote Viper. These vipers trick you into accompanying them on a joint "mission" when you are at your most vulnerable, because of lack of "missions". The morning after the mission you awake to find your arm trapped under their some times considerable girth. You must then gnaw off your own arm like a coyote in a trap to escape.
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02-18-2009, 04:23 PM | #30 |
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We are forgetting the most Dangerous and well build Vipers they can work independently or in groups I'm talking the FUPA-Vipers. Design to trap you with just Mass. Best way is to run. Normally is Advisor when a Squad of Vipers goes out. Normal Mission would have a FUPA-Viper, 2-3 Milf-Vipers, 1-2 Couger Vipers, a Coyota Vipers, 1 Skanko Viper. Be careful when engaging the enemy. Bring a Battle Buddy for the mission (non-disciminating friend Steven Lynch song) You may come out untouched but marked. For random attacks anywhere.
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