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12-04-2011, 04:29 PM | #1 |
Cobra's #1 Killer
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: milwaukee,wi
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Twas the night before St. Nick’s,
And THE DELTA was pissed, He shot at that fat bastard last year, And sadly he missed…. St. Nick laughed at him, He might even have snickered. “That’s what you get, When you shoot while snookered” THE DELTA had a plan, That fat bastard was going down, THE DELTA wasn’t going to let St. Nick sneak back out of his town. THE DELTA got ready, He loaded up his glocks, He poured himself a drink, And pulled up his socks. He was ready for some action, And looking for a fight. Sadly St. Nick Won’t be going home tonight. THE DELTA heard the jingle Of those annoying little bells, He grabbed for his glock, And yelled “WHAT THE HELL?!?!” THE DELTA’s guns were gone, He looked high and looked low, It looked like St. Nick Hid them out in the snow. St. Nick knew his plan, THE DELTA was foiled again. His stocking was stuffed With nothing but Bran. “Eat more healthy” Is what a note said “And looks like this year Again I’m not dead” THE DELTA was pissed And ran to get St. Nick “I WILL GET YOU!! You annoying fat prick” St. Nick just laughed As he rode out of sight. “F**k you Delta, and Have a good night.”
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THE DELTA IS EVERYWHERE!!! Never throw rocks at a man with a machine-gun. The Man,The Myth,THE LEGEND.
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12-04-2011, 04:31 PM | #2 |
Cobra Dog Sled Commander
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 3,295
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lol
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12-04-2011, 04:34 PM | #3 |
Broca Beach Realtor
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Broca Beach
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You know a lot of the country doesn't even know what St. Nicks day is. When I lived in Milwaukee, sure, but in Missouri no one knows it. Same with Sweetest day.
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12-04-2011, 04:37 PM | #4 |
Finally Married! 10/13/12
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Milwaukee, WI
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But I heard that too. Oh Well. My Delta had a bit of inspiration and ran with it.. |
12-04-2011, 05:46 PM | #5 |
Finally Married! 10/13/12
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Posts: 6,830
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Really?
No one else has any funny poetry to add?... Wow...lol |
12-05-2011, 10:33 PM | #6 |
Finally Married! 10/13/12
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Posts: 6,830
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bump for the sake of being St. Nick's..
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