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06-19-2011, 02:39 AM | #1 |
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i just met the most beautifulest girl ever...
i was at my neighbors house(no not that neighbor, but if she knew she'd cut off my balls). and i made friends with his friends, and one dude we connected on g.i. joe and metal and hip hop, and another we connected on hip hop, not metal cause he likes grind core bs, but knew hip hop. anyway the dude that likes grind crap left, well homie came back and brought back the girl of my dreams.. she had such a angelic innocent face and liked metal, and i wanna steal her, he is the biggest jew herb i ever met,(nice guy) and i want his girl, and i can tell she was interested in me. i asked my friend / neighbor how the hell did that guy get her? he says i don't know, i think they been together for years, i said, dude if she is ever here without him , i'm stealing her.. he laughed, but i'm dead ass serious.. i asked this thrash head who i just met and connected really well with, how the fuck did that geek get her? he says man, i don't understand half the friends so and so has, i don't know em. i says well damn, i'm gonna take that. she's a yoga teacher, (boing).. awesome.. i just literally fell in love, and wanna snag the goods so bad... i honestly can't get her out my mind right now, that is why i am telling you my pitviper saga.. i need to see this girl again, i want my neighbors wife to invite her over, haha, without the dude, but i think the dude is his friend and she ain't friends with her, so i don't think she can invite her over. the girl made it apparent that she was interested, and i want it.. i wanna take it and keep it.. god, the face of a angel my evil eyes have layed upon tonight, and she's a metal head and she is with a jew geek, it really makes no sense.. wtf????? i'm drunk and think i am in love.... ok, well not yet, but after i kiss her i will be.. the dude knows i'm a threat, cause i went to get a beer, and me and her started talking, and bam, here he is out of no where, haha... like dude why you over here all a sudden, lol. wtf you cock blocker.. i need to bump heads with this girl at a wawa, man.. she is so mine.. i hate being me, but at the same time, love it.. i knew i should of made them business cards up to give to girls.. then this would be easier, she could just call. now i gotta plot out a plan on how to score her nonchalantly.. if i ever see her again, mark my words, someone will have a broken heart, and i will have that angelic face making a devilish grin.... i just don't want the (other)girl next door to find out, cus she would kill me, i can tell that girl is a koo koo and will stab me if jealous.. i wish i could show you guys how gorgeous she was, and when you look at her, you would think she liked some gay music like , um well who knows, but she's a metal head, and beautiful. i would marry this girl, that is how beautiful she is, and she likes metal... and i'd marry her.. and she teaches yoga, like wow, how fun would that be... can you bend this way? exactly.... it should really be a crime to be good looking and not giving a fuck, i'd be jailed.. Last edited by Unclassified; 06-19-2011 at 02:44 AM.. |
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06-19-2011, 09:00 AM | #2 |
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Try searching her on Facebook or something.
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06-19-2011, 09:12 AM | #3 |
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stalking her is DEFINITLY the way to go...
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06-19-2011, 10:42 AM | #4 |
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haha, i barely remember writing this, but i definitly remember her.. she had such a gorgeous face, and her dude was cool as hell, but damn, wtf? is all i thought..
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06-19-2011, 10:44 AM | #5 |
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all in all, i had a blast last night..
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06-19-2011, 10:53 AM | #6 |
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So wait a minute..did you actually steal her? Tell her how you felt? Did you make out with her, fall in love with her, move in with her for 3 years only to have her rip your heart out and leave you destitute?
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06-19-2011, 10:56 AM | #7 |
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not yet jesse, but i plan on it, i wanna tie her into a pretzel...
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06-19-2011, 11:06 AM | #8 |
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jess, you are invited to to wedding..
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06-19-2011, 11:33 AM | #9 |
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I'll be there, but only if we get to wear tuxedo t-shirts.
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06-19-2011, 11:34 AM | #10 |
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too many words
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