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06-19-2011, 06:40 PM | #11 |
Crimson Guard
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Dude, just find someone single. So much less hassle for everyone.
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06-20-2011, 12:45 AM | #12 |
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i just met the most beautifulest girl ever...
i was at my neighbors house(no not that neighbor, but if she knew she'd cut off my balls). and i made friends with his friends, and one dude we connected on g.i. joe and metal and hip hop, and another we connected on hip hop, not metal cause he likes grind core bs, but knew hip hop. anyway the dude that likes grind crap left, well homie came back and brought back the girl of my dreams.. she had such a angelic innocent face and liked metal, and i wanna steal her, he is the biggest jew herb i ever met,(nice guy) and i want his girl, and i can tell she was interested in me. i asked my friend / neighbor how the hell did that guy get her? he says i don't know, i think they been together for years, i said, dude if she is ever here without him , i'm stealing her.. he laughed, but i'm dead ass serious.. i asked this thrash head who i just met and connected really well with, how the fuck did that geek get her? he says man, i don't understand half the friends so and so has, i don't know em. i says well damn, i'm gonna take that. she's a yoga teacher, (boing).. awesome.. i just literally fell in love, and wanna snag the goods so bad... i honestly can't get her out my mind right now, that is why i am telling you my pitviper saga.. i need to see this girl again, i want my neighbors wife to invite her over, haha, without the dude, but i think the dude is his friend and she ain't friends with her, so i don't think she can invite her over. the girl made it apparent that she was interested, and i want it.. i wanna take it and keep it.. god, the face of a angel my evil eyes have layed upon tonight, and she's a metal head and she is with a jew geek, it really makes no sense.. wtf????? i'm drunk and think i am in love.... ok, well not yet, but after i kiss her i will be.. the dude knows i'm a threat, cause i went to get a beer, and me and her started talking, and bam, here he is out of no where, haha... like dude why you over here all a sudden, lol. wtf you cock blocker.. i need to bump heads with this girl at a wawa, man.. she is so mine.. i hate being me, but at the same time, love it.. i knew i should of made them business cards up to give to girls.. then this would be easier, she could just call. now i gotta plot out a plan on how to score her nonchalantly.. if i ever see her again, mark my words, someone will have a broken heart, and i will have that angelic face making a devilish grin.... i just don't want the (other)girl next door to find out, cus she would kill me, i can tell that girl is a koo koo and will stab me if jealous.. i wish i could show you guys how gorgeous she was, and when you look at her, you would think she liked some gay music like , um well who knows, but she's a metal head, and beautiful. i would marry this girl, that is how beautiful she is, and she likes metal... and i'd marry her.. and she teaches yoga, like wow, how fun would that be... can you bend this way? exactly.... it should really be a crime to be good looking and not giving a fuck, i'd be jailed.. -Eric Cartman |
06-20-2011, 09:49 AM | #13 |
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06-20-2011, 09:50 AM | #14 |
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06-20-2011, 10:24 AM | #15 |
Filecard Maker
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How is it no one has posted this yet....
Pics or it didn't happen. lol seriously though good luck with pinning this gal down. |
06-20-2011, 03:30 PM | #16 |
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Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: São Paulo, Brazil
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"Police arrived at the scene of the party to the sound of loud music belting out angst-ridden phrases, and were surprised to see teenagers fleeing the house, their faces contorted into masks of terror. As they entered the den they found the twisted remains of what was once presumably a young woman, her limbs forced into a pretzel-shaped pose, sprinkled with salt and doused in melted butter. A young man (name unreleased) is being searched for in connection with the murder. An official close to the investigation declined to be named but revealed they already had leads in the case, including frequent defacement of the victim's Facebook wall by the supposed perpetrator and even a shocking confession of his intentions, posted on an underground forum which maintains the facade of focusing on collecting action figures."
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06-20-2011, 08:50 PM | #17 |
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bang her AND the neighbor next door
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06-20-2011, 08:53 PM | #18 |
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Gridcore being crap is like..your opinion man...I can groove to it all day.
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06-21-2011, 05:46 PM | #19 |
Wicked-Bad
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Vancouver, Canada
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lol, wut? This is the best "I'm in love" post ever.
This. Life is too short pining for a taken girl. Keep your options open, move on. Circle back if she ever breaks up with her fella. |
06-21-2011, 05:48 PM | #20 |
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haha! That's awesome.
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