[rea1180]

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Originally Posted by CVdelgado

Now these are some sh***y vehicles...

10 Worst for both factions from ARAH 1982-1994

10 Worst Joe Vehicles
LCV 1996
Coastal Defender 1996
Road Toad BRV 1996
BF2000 Marauder 1997
BF2000 Eliminator 1997
Desert Fox 1988
Skystorm 1988
RPV 1988
Battlefield Robot Radar 1989
Battlefield Robot Tai-Blaster
BF2000 Pulverizer 1989
Badger 1991
Ninja Raider Pile Driver 1993

10 Worst Cobra Vehicles
Cobra Battle Barge 1988
Battlefield Robot Devestator 1989
Battlefield Robot Hovercraft 1989
Darklon’s Evader 1989
Cobra Earthquake 1992
Cobra Parasite 1992
Cobra Rat 1992
Patriot 1992
Ninja Raider Battle Axe 1993
Cobra Scorpion 1994

The Badger would be on near the top of my top 10 list, colors suck but the vehicle is awesome. The Patriot is a Joe vehicle.

[DerStahlhelm]

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Originally Posted by Cobra Agent 66

How'd you like to be put on that Battle Barge, somewhere out in the Pacific or the Gulf of Mexico, with no shade, nowhere to walk, no fridge, no bathroom, not even a fan, for a 48 hour shift lol

Not to mention getting your brain microwaved by that midget radar mast.

[momaw nadon]

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Originally Posted by DerStahlhelm

Not to mention getting your brain microwaved by that midget radar mast.

Has anyone attempted to customize one to make it something more than just a floating turd? As they were really digging so far down in the barrel when they pulled that up in 88

momaw nadon

[Eight]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cobra Agent 66

How'd you like to be put on that Battle Barge, somewhere out in the Pacific or the Gulf of Mexico, with no shade, nowhere to walk, no fridge, no bathroom, not even a fan, for a 48 hour shift lol

I'd be begging GI Joe schmoes to shoot me after 10 minutes. And you can bet I'd be stuck on there with the two most irritating tossers ever to wear a Cobra logo.

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Originally Posted by momaw nadon

Has anyone attempted to customize one to make it something more than just a floating turd?

Hmm. Make it into a flying saucer?

[Yeet]

Quote:

Originally Posted by momaw nadon

Has anyone attempted to customize one to make it something more than just a floating turd?

I can make it a sinking turd.

[the Scream Man]

Controversial opinion time.

The Defiant.

Now hear me out. The ship herself is great. obviously toyetic and not as realistic as it could be, but thats fine. Its the launch platform that I hated.
Even as a kid I was like... wont all those Joes in the command area die when the ship takes off? Like... theres just no "Well maybe" about it. Short of a Forcefield (That keeps out heat as well as Force, and is opaque so they dont go blind) theres just no surviving it. Hell, all Cobra needs to do to kill the Joes is to launch space missions every few months and watch the Joes die off as they heroically sacrifice themselves to launch the ship again.

The ship I would buy in heartbeat, but I dunno what Id do with the launch vehicle.

[Xerofall]

There's a blast shield that deflects the thrust. Best they could do.


Image from 3DJoes.com

[Xerofall]

But yeah... GI Joe was never that realistic... the larger booster section opens up to be able to play, pretty much exposing everyone to outer space, lol.

The Patriot is one that I'm not fond of. The tracks are goofy. They're seemingly upside-down.

Fort America looks better in tank form.

Had the Battle Wagon not been overly motorized, it might have been cooler scaled down, as it is, it's a big bukly truck.

The axles on the Attack Cruiser are weird. There's no rhyme or reason and the front wheels would be independant from one another.

The Raider's front drive section disconnecting from the rest is weird too... once that happens, the remaining vehicle is stationary and would have to be abandoned if that little treaded scout gets disabled.

[Sean_C]

Battle Barge could be manned by BATS. But, then if you are going to do that, why not just make the whole thing automated and remove the need for personnel, organic or android?

[bromanagro]

I remember when I was a kid going to a friends house and he stuck me with being the Corbas. He had a bunch of cool cobras and I remember asking him if he had any cobra vehicles.

He handed me a clear bag with a bunch of loose accessories AND vehicle parts intermixed.

The two vehicles were the Cobra C.L.A.W and the SNAKE armor !

I remember spending a good 45 minutes maybe an hour of just piecing them back together while he was playing GI Joe!