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01-08-2011, 10:06 PM | #1 |
Pedomorphic Viper
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Shadow Tracker looks to be an African American or mixed guy. So where do you think he's from and how do you think he got into tracking?
Here's my take on him: I think he is the son of a Congo military officer and an American hippy from California. He grew up in the Congo jungle after his father was denied amnesty into the USA. He spent much of his time as a youth, around animals surrounded by nature. Here he learned from many African mystics. He eventually joined the Congonese army as a mercenary and his bad reputation took him all around the world. But journeying around the world wasn't what he had wanted. He felt at home in nature, in the jungles. So Cobra picked him up and moved him to the Jungles of Southeast Asia. Here he learned from former Viet-Cong how to construct traps. While awaiting the construction of the new Terrordrome. Shadow Tracker and his jungle vipers stalk the joes as they enter the jungle. "I can hear them, even before they speak. But silence is when they speak the most"
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01-08-2011, 10:32 PM | #2 |
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Sounds cool. But there's nothing American about my "Shadow Tracker". He should definitely be a product of one of Africa's many ethnic civil wars. He probably would've been a good honorable man if raised under more civil conditions.
The only time in which he has ever "failed" a mission, resulted in his capture, torture, and grotesque disfigurement. His enemies of that day died that day but left the now-mercenary-for-hire with the inability to ever speak of them. "Shadow Tracker" is the deadliest fixture to Cobra's employ since Storm Shadow.
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01-08-2011, 10:37 PM | #3 |
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Sounds cool. But there's nothing American about my "Shadow Tracker". He should definitely be a product of one of Africa's many ethnic civil wars. He probably would've been a good honorable man if raised under more civil conditions.
The only time in which he has ever "failed" a mission, resulted in his capture, torture, and grotesque disfigurement. His enemies of that day died that day but left the now-mercenary-for-hire with the inability to ever speak of them. "Shadow Tracker" is the deadliest fixture to Cobra's employ since Storm Shadow. I tried to be as PC as possible. But a lot of the African civil war stuff is rather scary. I am glad you didn't say "Jamaica". But with the dreads certainly.
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01-08-2011, 10:50 PM | #4 |
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clearly he was from that part of africa where they throw acid in your damn face.
that injury is all but impossible from anything else. but how the hell does he have those dreadlocks? |
01-08-2011, 10:56 PM | #5 |
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He was the former lead singer for Counting Crow.
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01-08-2011, 11:00 PM | #6 |
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The DREADS mon!!! He be from Jamaica!!! Ya mon
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01-08-2011, 11:07 PM | #7 |
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He does need an explanation, for such a unique character, its hard to not think about what the hell happened to him!
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01-08-2011, 11:10 PM | #8 |
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Too much of the Ganja!!!!
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01-08-2011, 11:15 PM | #9 |
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i've smoked a lot of weed, never made me look like that.
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01-08-2011, 11:15 PM | #10 |
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I heard he used to work at Burger King and got burned by hot french fryer grease.
That's why he's all disfigured and pissed off. He didn't have dreads back then, he has since grown them as he was living out in the jungle training to be a badass ass-kicking mercenary. Before the french fryer accident, Shadow Tracker was trying to live the American dream, going to night school and working at Burger King during the day. He was living with his grandmother and supporting her as well as his little sister. After his face got burned, he went home to see his grandma. His face was all bandaged, and since his grandma was kinda senile, she freaked the f*** out and threw a pot of steaming hot coffee in his face. Now as you can imagine, this did not aid in the healing process, and made his face even worse. Instinct kicked in, and Shadow Tracker kicked his grandma across the room. He felt awful, partly cause he kicked his dear old granny across the room, but mostly because his face hurt so bad. Shadow Tracker runs out of the house, not even knowing if his grandma was alive or dead. She was dead. Shadow Tracker goes to drown his sorrows, but the nearest place was a "gentleman's club." Well he starts pounding back drinks, his face is still bandaged up, so he can't see very well. An exotic dancer employed at the "gentleman's club" asks him if he wanted a dance, and after the day he's had, he says what the hell. As Shadow Tracker is getting his lap dance, the dancer sounds very familiar as they engage in small talk. She asks how he f***ed up his face, he says from the fryer at Burger King. "Oh that's funny," says the exotic dancer, "my brother works there." That's right kids, after burning his face twice and kicking his 85 yr old Grandma across the kitchen, Shadow Tracker unknowingly gets a lap dance from his own sister. Well, after that he just said f*** it and joined cobra. Wouldn't you? Last edited by Beckley; 01-08-2011 at 11:18 PM.. |
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