[Air-tight]

EVIL COBRA GAMBLER
Code Name: BEAM

FILE NAME: S**** S******
PRIMARY MILITARY SPECIALTY: Badass High-Roller
SECONDARY MILITARY SPECIALTY: Internet guru/master joebro
BIRTHPLACE: Providence, RI
GRADE: 5TA-M05

From Air-Tight's files: "Beam is a gambling force to be reckoned with. Constantly surrounded with beautiful women, he neglects his family by spending 23 hours a day at Twin River mastering dice-rolling techniques and always wins the table. His dice are supposedly custom made from solidified snake venom. Rumor has it that he once correctly predicted that BBTS would have Dollar General wave 2 in stock, and he fed a storm shadow figure to a dog that wasn't even his, just because he could. The dog, in fear of his life, didn't question him and did what he was told. In his spare time, he enjoys ruthlessly delivering mind-blowing Stamos punches to passersby that stray too close to his craps table."

[Air-tight]

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Originally Posted by BEAM

Table games coming soon Mike. Buy me a cool suit and we're in. You can be Tom Cruise and I'll be Rain Man. (Ed - photoshop us into this pic with some DG Joes on the craps table. It'd be hilarious)

Haha get me a photo of you and I'm on it!

[Legendkiller533]

anyone had any luck finding the new transformers deluxe springer anywhere in the area? i know its not gi joe but you guys helped me before with some stuff i was looking for so i thought id throw it out there

[Air-tight]

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Originally Posted by Legendkiller533

anyone had any luck finding the new transformers deluxe springer anywhere in the area? i know its not gi joe but you guys helped me before with some stuff i was looking for so i thought id throw it out there

You mean the new voyager Springer, right? I've seen quite a few so far, Attleboro Target had 3 Springers and 5 Blitzwings on Tuesday night, not sure about now though. Stoughton and Framingham Targets had a few last week but are probably sold out. Target is definitely your best bet though, just call ahead with the DPCI number (087-06-1378) and see what they have. Great figures.

[Air-tight]

Beam- I couldn't resist:

[Legendkiller533]

ive been hitting the framingham one but pretty infrequently. and i was going to head to attleboro wednesday but last minute change of plans. things are conspiring against me

[Destro's Son]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendkiller533

anyone had any luck finding the new transformers deluxe springer anywhere in the area? i know its not gi joe but you guys helped me before with some stuff i was looking for so i thought id throw it out there

Target in Keene NH had a bunch, also the other rare one I think it's purple and yellow.

[Destro's Son]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Air-tight

Beam- I couldn't resist:

Danny Tanner and Uncle Jesse gambled?

[mike000]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Air-tight

Beam- I couldn't resist:

Damn I am one sexy son of a bitch.
I have a new job selling poop aid yogurt with Jamie Lee Curtis!

[BEAM]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Air-tight

Beam- I couldn't resist:

Nor should you. I provide the coal and you squeeze it into a diamond.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destro's Son

Danny Tanner and Uncle Jesse gambled?

Damn right. Any pit boss that messes with us gets a Stamos! Thanks to Mike000 I got a sweet suit to replace my tired Cosby-esque sweater.

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Originally Posted by mike000

Damn I am one sexy son of a bitch.
I have a new job selling poop aid yogurt with Jamie Lee Curtis!

I like your yogurt. Helps keep me regular. Doooh, TMI! And you're sexier than Jamie Lee Curtis, even going back to Trading Places. She's the original Buttaface long before Sarah Jessica Parker.