Massachusetts G.I. Joe Sightings

Destro's Son · 05-05-2013, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tragic Habits

Ahhhh! Zom-goes (or leg-bies?)!!!

Legbies, I think is Scabies of the leg.

Or in the original Olde English, Legberries, or ankle worms. Tunneling under the skin, and running up and down the length of the leg veins feeding on arterial blood and soft fleshy organs such as the liver, kidneys, and testicles.

You get them from the shower at the YMCA, so wear your flip flops kids!!!

Thanks Tragic, got bored, thread needed pictures!

Air-tight · 05-05-2013, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mainframe

Any of you guys open your Fury's yet?

Opened both of mine, they look pretty good.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BEAM

Many have commented on his stroke victim appearance.

lol that's awful! I can definitely see it though.

Got my night force lady jaye in the mail on Friday and I'm impressed. Hopefully I can get my hands on another to keep carded at a reasonable cost.

Anyone interested in having a meet sometime soon? Maybe some Saturday afternoon within the next month or so? Attleboro is usually pretty central for the MA and RI guys but I'm open to suggestions.. Any thoughts?

Need to trade figures with GIMark, give some stuff to Beam, give Mike000 a couple of heads and I would like to catch up with as many of you guys as possible. Who's down for it?

Destro's Son · 05-05-2013, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Air-tight

Need to trade figures with GIMark, give some stuff to Beam, give Mike000 a couple of heads and I would like to catch up with as many of you guys as possible. Who's down for it?

Ummm... you are going to give Mike head? I'm sure I misunderstand you, but if your just giving head away.... I'm looking for YVH-1 Droid heads, it's a popular head cast that looks basically like a robot skull. Got any of those heads?

Yeah, we should meet up, whadda you guys think, Hearth & Kettle for some Bacon Cheddar Scones???!!!!

EDIT: Just got a text from CHAKA, he says he's in for a meet to, but he likes the 99. He's just trying to impress FASTDRAW, the little hairy ass kisser.

Tragic Habits · 05-05-2013, 10:30 PM

You and your scones!

BEAM · 05-05-2013, 10:32 PM

I'd like to see everyone. Unfortunately the next 3 out of 4 Saturdays (May 11 and 18 and June 1) are bad for me. I got work, wife's work, and my daughter's birthday party going on. May 25 might be good, just have to check the calendar.

But don't let me stop anyone from gathering if everyone can agree on a date.

Destro's Son · 05-05-2013, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BEAM

I'd like to see everyone. Unfortunately the next 3 out of 4 Saturdays (May 11 and 18 and June 1) are bad for me. I got work, wife's work, and my daughter's birthday party going on. May 25 might be good, just have to check the calendar.

But don't let me stop anyone from gathering if everyone can agree on a date.

THAT'S IT BEAM CAN'T GO, THE WHOLE THING IS FUCKING OFF!

J/K buddy, you will be missed. Airtight will Stamos a member of the restaurant management staff in your name.

And yes, Mr. Tragic~ Scones! Know why buddy, (in a whisper) 'cause they're fucking delicious. (Smacks lips underneath tentacled mouth parts)

Destro's Son · 05-05-2013, 10:58 PM

I have to go fall asleep before rats tear me to bit size shreds, devour my soft bits, then shit me out. Leaving me to reconstitute myself from the feces anew a more enlightened shit Budda, smaller than I am now for two reasons.

One, the rats did not eat my bones, clothes or hard body cartilage, and therefore, that matter was not mystified by the rat shit and could not join the rest of me.
The second and main reason was that in my new mystic rat shit form, I can decide what I look like, and so I chose to make one third of my body mass into my penis. This use of that mass makes me much shorter in stature than I was in my previous incarnation.

The other benefit of being made of sentient rat shit is..... it gives you the ability to gross out your buddies and destroy the sightings thread!

Destro's Son · 05-06-2013, 09:25 AM

Oops, broke the thread again!

GIMark · 05-06-2013, 09:32 AM

DS did you get my PM? I need your addie bro!! Prof X I think got it but I can't hear him thru the plastic cell he stands in...wait Prof X standing in a plastic cell?!?! Is he really Prof X or is he Magneto...?!?!

Destro's Son · 05-06-2013, 09:42 AM

Ha! Didn't get a pm, but I'm sending you one now. Hit me with the total and your paypal yeah? Cool!

05-05-2013, 09:35 PM	#5821
Destro's Son Zombie Outbreak Survivor Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Doomstadt, Latveria R.I. Posts: 3,192	Quote: Originally Posted by Tragic Habits Ahhhh! Zom-goes (or leg-bies?)!!! Legbies, I think is Scabies of the leg. Or in the original Olde English, Legberries, or ankle worms. Tunneling under the skin, and running up and down the length of the leg veins feeding on arterial blood and soft fleshy organs such as the liver, kidneys, and testicles. You get them from the shower at the YMCA, so wear your flip flops kids!!! Thanks Tragic, got bored, thread needed pictures! __________________ EVERYTHING I JUST SAID WAS A LIE TO GET ATTENTION! Last edited by Destro's Son; 05-30-2013 at 12:07 AM..

05-05-2013, 10:06 PM	#5822
Air-tight Zombie-Viper Disposal Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 1,758	Quote: Originally Posted by Mainframe Any of you guys open your Fury's yet? Opened both of mine, they look pretty good. Quote: Originally Posted by BEAM Many have commented on his stroke victim appearance. lol that's awful! I can definitely see it though. Got my night force lady jaye in the mail on Friday and I'm impressed. Hopefully I can get my hands on another to keep carded at a reasonable cost. Anyone interested in having a meet sometime soon? Maybe some Saturday afternoon within the next month or so? Attleboro is usually pretty central for the MA and RI guys but I'm open to suggestions.. Any thoughts? Need to trade figures with GIMark, give some stuff to Beam, give Mike000 a couple of heads and I would like to catch up with as many of you guys as possible. Who's down for it? __________________ *Air-Tight's Custom work:* http://www.facebook.com/pages/Airtig...00688783396869 *Air-Tight's Feedback:* http://www.hisstank.com/forum/buy-se...-feedback.html

05-05-2013, 10:26 PM	#5823
Destro's Son Zombie Outbreak Survivor Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Doomstadt, Latveria R.I. Posts: 3,192	Quote: Originally Posted by Air-tight Need to trade figures with GIMark, give some stuff to Beam, give Mike000 a couple of heads and I would like to catch up with as many of you guys as possible. Who's down for it? Ummm... you are going to give Mike head? I'm sure I misunderstand you, but if your just giving head away.... I'm looking for YVH-1 Droid heads, it's a popular head cast that looks basically like a robot skull. Got any of those heads? Yeah, we should meet up, whadda you guys think, Hearth & Kettle for some Bacon Cheddar Scones???!!!! EDIT: Just got a text from CHAKA, he says he's in for a meet to, but he likes the 99. He's just trying to impress FASTDRAW, the little hairy ass kisser. __________________ EVERYTHING I JUST SAID WAS A LIE TO GET ATTENTION! Last edited by Destro's Son; 09-12-2013 at 05:28 AM..

05-05-2013, 10:40 PM	#5826
Destro's Son Zombie Outbreak Survivor Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Doomstadt, Latveria R.I. Posts: 3,192	Quote: Originally Posted by BEAM I'd like to see everyone. Unfortunately the next 3 out of 4 Saturdays (May 11 and 18 and June 1) are bad for me. I got work, wife's work, and my daughter's birthday party going on. May 25 might be good, just have to check the calendar. But don't let me stop anyone from gathering if everyone can agree on a date. THAT'S IT BEAM CAN'T GO, THE WHOLE THING IS FUCKING OFF! J/K buddy, you will be missed. Airtight will Stamos a member of the restaurant management staff in your name. And yes, Mr. Tragic~ Scones! Know why buddy, (in a whisper) 'cause they're fucking delicious. (Smacks lips underneath tentacled mouth parts) __________________ EVERYTHING I JUST SAID WAS A LIE TO GET ATTENTION! Last edited by Destro's Son; 09-12-2013 at 05:28 AM..

05-05-2013, 10:58 PM	#5827
Destro's Son Zombie Outbreak Survivor Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Doomstadt, Latveria R.I. Posts: 3,192	I have to go fall asleep before rats tear me to bit size shreds, devour my soft bits, then shit me out. Leaving me to reconstitute myself from the feces anew a more enlightened shit Budda, smaller than I am now for two reasons. One, the rats did not eat my bones, clothes or hard body cartilage, and therefore, that matter was not mystified by the rat shit and could not join the rest of me. The second and main reason was that in my new mystic rat shit form, I can decide what I look like, and so I chose to make one third of my body mass into my penis. This use of that mass makes me much shorter in stature than I was in my previous incarnation. The other benefit of being made of sentient rat shit is..... it gives you the ability to gross out your buddies and destroy the sightings thread! __________________ EVERYTHING I JUST SAID WAS A LIE TO GET ATTENTION! Last edited by Destro's Son; 05-06-2013 at 09:26 AM..

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