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07-29-2024, 10:31 AM | #24131 |
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07-29-2024, 10:43 AM | #24132 |
At ease, Disease!
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The anachronisms and slip-ups and things they "got wrong" have always been part of the magic of Joe. A mute Commando on an elite team, carrying an UZI decades after anyone uses it. Anti-tank trooper in a Jersey. A team's point man with a pet bobcat. Enemy SCUBA troopers with pet barracudas. A fabricated fortress with a main gun that barely moves, which could be taken out from a hundred miles away with any modern cruise missile. An A-10 dogfighting an F-14 and surviving. K9 handler packing a suppressed MAC-10. A tunnel rat with a belt-fed machine gun and huge rucksack. Ninja with nunchaku. Jinx's naginata is some weird fantasy weapon nightmare. Neon ninja. A Ranger wearing a Green Beret. A Marine in an aqua vest with his hamburger meat showing. Serpentor. Motorcycle gangs going toe-to-toe with Army Rangers and Marines. Weapons like the Flak gun still being used and weapons like the HAL that don't even exist. Raptor. Croc Master. Pogo battle ball things...
So, if there's a Marine Sniper (Scarlett was already a graduate of the Marine Sniper School back in 1982) or someone's packing a double-barrel AR or Wild Weasel's maps are upside down, just go with it and enjoy these little errors.
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07-29-2024, 10:44 AM | #24133 |
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Had a ptsd flashback of old man short shorts in the 80?s when they would sit down and nutsack aka brain was showing. What a time to be alive!! I googled it after and apparently taco meat is another. That would have led me elsewhere too. DB, I do not think you are a 2nd tier villain; but if you are, I would call you Patches cause you are 1st tier in my book. |
07-29-2024, 10:53 AM | #24134 |
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I still have to ask, what is really going to be the Snake Eyes v1 & v2 at the Classified level, the v1-v2 upgrade made sense on the o-rings, it brought him up from the OG13 style, but they haven't really "updated" the Classified line in such a drastic way to release him again, like... I'd rather have radioactive Snake Eyes and Blind Man 2-pack or something specific like that to an episode or whatever, not just "Snake Eyes with slightly less dark visor".
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07-29-2024, 10:56 AM | #24135 |
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Who wants hair in their hamburger meat? Yuck. I've never heard that term... |
07-29-2024, 11:15 AM | #24136 |
At ease, Disease!
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I still have to ask, what is really going to be the Snake Eyes v1 & v2 at the Classified level, the v1-v2 upgrade made sense on the o-rings, it brought him up from the OG13 style, but they haven't really "updated" the Classified line in such a drastic way to release him again, like... I'd rather have radioactive Snake Eyes and Blind Man 2-pack or something specific like that to an episode or whatever, not just "Snake Eyes with slightly less dark visor".
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07-29-2024, 11:15 AM | #24137 |
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I don't think that The Dreadnoks are out-classed by a Gi Joe that has Bazooka, Clutch and Shipwreck in it.
/// Presumably everyone in Gi Joe is an orphan as otherwise Cobra would be immediately kidnapping their families and using them as human shields in their facilities. Last edited by RedAlert Rescue; 07-29-2024 at 11:17 AM.. |
07-29-2024, 11:18 AM | #24138 |
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A lot of recent comments are pretty good indicators of how good we have it with Classified right now. When things are really good it seems to be human nature to look for literally anything wrong... even on the most insanely intricate levels.
So hooray for the line I guess.. haha
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07-29-2024, 11:25 AM | #24139 |
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07-29-2024, 11:28 AM | #24140 |
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I'm surprised retro Beach Head didn't come with an alternate unmasked head. Still hope for a Retro Barbecue or Shockwave with an unmasked head. I'll say again - BAD GUYS mask their faces - GOOD GUYS don't.
Who wants hair in their hamburger meat? Yuck. I've never heard that term... Apparently, he was pretty upset when the designer them gave him a scarred face, especially given how many Cobras were already disfigured (including the other Cobra in that wave, Stiletto). Hopefully, Lenny and company can rectify this with a Classified release (and give Stiletto a dead, milky eye if and when they get to her too). |
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