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#1461 |
Cobra Sith Lord
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: San Fernado Valley, CA
Posts: 5,590
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The only thing I ever actually stole was when I was a kid in summer '88. It was in a Target. I desperately wanted a GI Joe catalog, ya know the ones that came packed inside every vehicle, but I had no interest in asking for a vehicle. So, I decided I was going to open up a GI Joe vehicle and take the catalog.
I was only 9 at the time, but I made sure nobody was in the aisle and kind of scoped out the main aisle to make sure nobody was coming from either direction. I then nervously went to a Joe box (don't remember for certain which vehicle it was, but I think it was either the Desert Fox or Conquest). I went over the plan in my head a good 5 or 6 times before I finally decided it was time to act! I attempted to do it once but right before I put my hand in the box some other kid walked down the aisle. I quickly stopped and played dumb like I was looking at the Joe vehicle intently. Once he moved on, I went back to work. I broke the tape, flipped that lid open and stuck my hand inside the box and grabbed the catalog! It was mine. I quickly stuffed the catalog into my pocket, closed up the Joe vehicle box and put it back into place and walked away. I remember thinking I was for sure going to get caught and was so paranoid that whole time until I walked out with my mom and got to our car...and then I knew I had done it and pulled it off. I felt so dirty. So filthy. So ashamed. So low. But then I was also so happy I actually had the '88 GI Joe catalog! But I felt bad knowing that some other kid was probably going to get that vehicle and not get the catalogue. I never stole anything in my life before or after that day. That's my confession! lol
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#1462 |
Warrant officer
Join Date: May 2016
Location: NC
Posts: 566
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Just Google anything around your area. Try "liquidation auction". Places buy store returns by the pallet and sell them off to resellers who piece them out. I found these two in North Carolina:
https://auction.triangleliquidators....tuesday-012423 https://m.facebook.com/2267755550206695/ Some just do flat price sales instead. I bought a $900 Marantz receiver for $4. All it needed was a new fuse. |
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#1463 |
Warrant officer
Join Date: May 2016
Location: NC
Posts: 566
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Not gonna lie, when Walmart first rolled out the self-checkouts in the 2000's, I "tested" it to see if I could drop a Star Wars Titanium in my bag at the last minute, and hit checkout before it registered. It worked, but I didn't want to get greedy and attempt it again.
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#1464 |
Warrant officer
Join Date: May 2016
Location: NC
Posts: 566
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I felt so dirty. So filthy. So ashamed. So low. But then I was also so happy I actually had the '88 GI Joe catalog! But I felt bad knowing that some other kid was probably going to get that vehicle and not get the catalogue. I never stole anything in my life before or after that day. That's my confession! lol (Just kidding) |
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#1465 |
Crimson Guard
Join Date: Dec 2021
Location: Philadelphia, PA
Posts: 4,312
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Wish I was that badass and daring as a kid.
But I knew if I got caught I'd have a hand print on my ass visible for the next week. |
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#1466 |
Epically lazy bastard!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: .
Posts: 20,684
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Word! I was too afraid of getting the ever loving hell beat outta me if i got caught.
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#1467 |
Cobra Sith Lord
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: San Fernado Valley, CA
Posts: 5,590
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![]() Yeah, I don't know what came over me because my dad would have done the same thing to me back then. I guess I just really HAD to have that 1988 Joe catalog! Hasbro had me in the palm of their hands...even back then! lol
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#1468 |
Crimson Guard
Join Date: May 2015
Location: Deerfield Beach, FL.
Posts: 3,046
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I want to thank publicly to sbartek1974 for sending me two Joe figures for my daughter Zoe... Some of you must remember when I was posting from the hospital 🏥 back in November.
Now she is 2 months and a half and getting stronger by the day. She just got a fever for a day a half but now she is smiling again and on the right temperature! Thank you for my Joe bros in the Tank😃👍🙏
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#1469 |
The Man You Know & Love
![]() Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: In The Middle of a Late Night Crew Orgy
Posts: 27,830
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I want to thank publicly to sbartek1974 for sending me two Joe figures for my daughter Zoe... Some of you must remember when I was posting from the hospital 🏥 back in November.
Now she is 2 months and a half and getting stronger by the day. She just got a fever for a day a half but now she is smiling again and on the right temperature! Thank you for my Joe bros in the Tank😃👍🙏
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#1470 |
Crimson Guard
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Illinois
Posts: 3,425
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I want to thank publicly to sbartek1974 for sending me two Joe figures for my daughter Zoe... Some of you must remember when I was posting from the hospital 🏥 back in November.
Now she is 2 months and a half and getting stronger by the day. She just got a fever for a day a half but now she is smiling again and on the right temperature! Thank you for my Joe bros in the Tank😃👍🙏 |
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